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BoneZ 07-11-2019 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3866355)
No nismo bumper, but oem front is already spoken for.
I wasn't talkin'bout the oem Willis. :eek:

madwi 07-11-2019 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3866464)
I wasn't talkin'bout the oem Willis. :eek:
The fuji bumper is staying here.

jchammond 07-11-2019 04:32 AM
:hello: You Guy’s have a Great Day,,,bout to roll out :driving:

onzedge 07-11-2019 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Baronsmokes (Post 3866334)
Dam
Idiot
If you can not park should not be allowed to drive.
:eek:

onzedge 07-11-2019 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3866273)
Apparently someone parked a little close today.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...bfdedc586d.jpg
:icon14:

God-Speed 07-11-2019 05:20 AM
Good Thursday Morning all. Coffee then gym. Meeting up with a good friend who was at this yrs. 24hrs of Le Mans for lunch. Looking forward to hearing the stories. Have a good one guys and be safe out there!! :tup:

BoneZ 07-11-2019 05:22 AM
And really the effort that this guy had to do to hit me, look how far over I park in the space.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...6f5e36db5a.jpg

BoneZ 07-11-2019 05:23 AM
I mean it's almost a door space.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...f4ddc95c98.jpg

BoneZ 07-11-2019 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3866465)
The fuji bumper is staying here.
Boooo...

Spoiler 07-11-2019 06:01 AM
Big shout out to the “Bacon Nation” this morning...

Things are sizzling here in Shelby, NC already...

Wishing that you all get porked today...

Love, Spoiler

bunk 07-11-2019 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3866471)
And really the effort that this guy had to do to hit me, look how far over I park in the space.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...6f5e36db5a.jpg
This is exactly how I parked when someone dinged my front right fender, but I parked head in. I had a little more distance than you did, but the @sshat parked over the line to where his tires were completely on my side and a little forward :shakes head:

Rusty 07-11-2019 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3866478)
This is exactly how I parked when someone dinged my front right fender, but I parked head in. I had a little more distance than you did, but the @sshat parked over the line to where his tires were completely on my side and a little forward :shakes head:
You think you parked a an area that they can't hit you. And the idiots still find a way to do it.:shakes head:

Rusty 07-11-2019 06:47 AM
Getting ready to hit the road again. :driving:

JLarson 07-11-2019 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3866481)
You think you parked a an area that they can't hit you. And the idiots still find a way to do it.:shakes head:
It's almost like they take it as a personal challenge!

sx moneypit 07-11-2019 07:04 AM
Good morning everyone!:tiphat:One more hot as f**k day and then some relief from this excessive heat.:gtfo2:

JLarson 07-11-2019 07:07 AM
Morning all! Working from home today on a program dealing with Environment, Health, Safety, and Ethics. It's unfortunately being flowed down to us from a large customer, with the threat of immediate audit (paid for by us) if we fail to implement. Kind of annoying to realize how often outsized programs like this are dropped on small companies, creating a dense system of bureaucracy all aimed at reducing lawsuit liability.

Lawyers are ********.

bunk 07-11-2019 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3866486)
Morning all! Working from home today on a program dealing with Environment, Health, Safety, and Ethics. It's unfortunately being flowed down to us from a large customer, with the threat of immediate audit (paid for by us) if we fail to implement. Kind of annoying to realize how often outsized programs like this are dropped on small companies, creating a dense system of bureaucracy all aimed at reducing lawsuit liability.

Lawyers are ********.
Mu$t be a nice contract for you guys to be jumping through hoops for them..

madwi 07-11-2019 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3866486)
Morning all! Working from home today on a program dealing with Environment, Health, Safety, and Ethics. It's unfortunately being flowed down to us from a large customer, with the threat of immediate audit (paid for by us) if we fail to implement. Kind of annoying to realize how often outsized programs like this are dropped on small companies, creating a dense system of bureaucracy all aimed at reducing lawsuit liability.

Lawyers are ********.
Has anyone made your employees on the floor memorize quality statements and actually ask them to recite it when the morons visit?

bunk 07-11-2019 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3866491)
Has anyone made your employees on the floor memorize quality statements and actually ask them to recite it when the morons visit?
I will guard my post from flank to flank, and take sh1t from no rank.

We had a dude actually recite this "4th General Order" to the Division Command Sergeant Major. :eek:

Ghostvette 07-11-2019 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3866492)
I will guard my post from flank to flank, and take sh1t from no rank.

We had a dude actually recite this "4th General Order" to the Division Command Sergeant Major. :eek:
That was our 11th General Order "To walk my post from flank to flank and take no sh1t from any rank.

12th General Order "To report all submarines surfacing in the grinder" :rofl2::rofl2:

Ghostvette 07-11-2019 08:11 AM
We had a private during boot camp get stuck on a general order during a Series Commander's inspection. :eek::eek: He busted out #12 at the top of his lungs and the Series Commander said 'very good' and walked off.... :tup:

JLarson 07-11-2019 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3866491)
Has anyone made your employees on the floor memorize quality statements and actually ask them to recite it when the morons visit?
Oh yeah. Every time we're audited for our QMS. Which means 2 weeks before the audit, I'm reminding people they're going to be asked about it.

*shakes head* That's something I honestly do not see the point in. I get the idea is to make employees more aware that we have a QMS, and that we measure things like on-time delivery and conforming product, but the vast majority are there because they have a limited number of skills, need a paycheck, and have no interest beyond that.

JLarson 07-11-2019 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3866488)
Mu$t be a nice contract for you guys to be jumping through hoops for them..
Heh, it represents maybe 40% of our business this year, so yes. Also this is the kind of stuff that earns me my position in the company - thus I don't regret it too much. One man's annoyance is another man's decently compensated job.

Ghostvette 07-11-2019 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3866491)
Has anyone made your employees on the floor memorize quality statements and actually ask them to recite it when the morons visit?
Quote:
Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3866503)
Oh yeah. Every time we're audited for our QMS. Which means 2 weeks before the audit, I'm reminding people they're going to be asked about it.

*shakes head* That's something I honestly do not see the point in. I get the idea is to make employees more aware that we have a QMS, and that we measure things like on-time delivery and conforming product, but the vast majority are there because they have a limited number of skills, need a paycheck, and have no interest beyond that.
When I worked at Garmin, we had auditors come in and ask those questions. We were taught to say "yes, we have a quality system". When the auditor asked specifics, we took them to where the manual was and showed them the answer. Sometimes, knowing where to find the information is more important than memorizing something incorrectly. :tup:

Hotrodz 07-11-2019 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3866491)
Has anyone made your employees on the floor memorize quality statements and actually ask them to recite it when the morons visit?
Don't you love Joint Commission??!!! When I was working for the Game and Fish Department we applied for a Baldridge Award. Getting ready for that was freaking crazy.

JLarson 07-11-2019 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3866508)
When I worked at Garmin, we had auditors come in and ask those questions. We were taught to say "yes, we have a quality system". When the auditor asked specifics, we took them to where the manual was and showed them the answer. Sometimes, knowing where to find the information is more important than memorizing something incorrectly. :tup:
With the updates to ISO9001:2015, auditing bodies put increased pressure on Management to be involved in the QMS (which means no more just giving the job to the QA Manager and washing their hands of it) and one aspect of that is Management promoting "Awareness" throughout the organization. There are numerous implications. First, the QMS now only rarely exists as a single manual. Second, there is a tremendous amount of substantiating information which multiple personnel have to be aware of.

Like all bureaucracy, it's getting bigger and more cumbersome. Scope creep. Most ideas in it are good, but the scale gets big in a hurry (especially with things like Risk Management).

BettyZ 07-11-2019 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3866516)
With the updates to ISO9001:2015, auditing bodies put increased pressure on Management to be involved in the QMS (which means no more just giving the job to the QA Manager and washing their hands of it) and one aspect of that is Management promoting "Awareness" throughout the organization. There are numerous implications. First, the QMS now only rarely exists as a single manual. Second, there is a tremendous amount of substantiating information which multiple personnel have to be aware of.



Like all bureaucracy, it's getting bigger and more cumbersome. Scope creep. Most ideas in it are good, but the scale gets big in a hurry (especially with things like Risk Management).
Is there an ISO regarding strip clubs? Because I'd audit those bodies all day.

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JARblue 07-11-2019 09:58 AM
Finally made it into the office after a late night :hello:

Zingston 07-11-2019 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3866522)
Is there an ISO regarding strip clubs? Because I'd audit those bodies all day.

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Ooohhhhhhh! :rofl2: I hope you're planning to be here all week!

Ghostvette 07-11-2019 11:30 AM
Tortie update:

She is coming home today. :happydance:

We will have to give her fluids every other day for a while. The vet said he would be shocked if she's still around in a couple of months. :icon14:

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it wasn't her time to cross the rainbow bridge quite yet...:icon17:

BoneZ 07-11-2019 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3866516)
With the updates to ISO9001:2015, auditing bodies put increased pressure on Management to be involved in the QMS (which means no more just giving the job to the QA Manager and washing their hands of it) and one aspect of that is Management promoting "Awareness" throughout the organization. There are numerous implications. First, the QMS now only rarely exists as a single manual. Second, there is a tremendous amount of substantiating information which multiple personnel have to be aware of.

Like all bureaucracy, it's getting bigger and more cumbersome. Scope creep. Most ideas in it are good, but the scale gets big in a hurry (especially with things like Risk Management).
Nothing exciting ever happens here... :ugh2:

Spooler 07-11-2019 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3866550)
Tortie update:

She is coming home today. :happydance:

We will have to give her fluids every other day for a while. The vet said he would be shocked if she's still around in a couple of months. :icon14:

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it wasn't her time to cross the rainbow bridge quite yet...:icon17:
My Prissy made it over 6 months after the diagnoses. You may get to enjoy her for a little while longer.

Zingston 07-11-2019 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3866550)
Tortie update:

She is coming home today. :happydance:

We will have to give her fluids every other day for a while. The vet said he would be shocked if she's still around in a couple of months. :icon14:

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it wasn't her time to cross the rainbow bridge quite yet...:icon17:

That's awesome!!! Here's to hoping she actually makes a full recovery.

sx moneypit 07-11-2019 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3866557)
That's awesome!!! Here's to hoping she actually makes a full recovery.
:iagree:

bunk 07-11-2019 12:46 PM
Not to get political.. but... F you california..!!!

Zingston 07-11-2019 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3866568)
Not to get political.. but... F you california..!!!
I too have said those words... many times. :eekdance:

bunk 07-11-2019 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3866577)
I too have said those words... many times. :eekdance:
Even more so now... couple new laws passed without voter consent... not that it matters in this state..lol

madwi 07-11-2019 01:52 PM
If anyone wants a new game to check out on PC; A Plague Tale: Innocence is pretty fun.

old guy 07-11-2019 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3866584)
Even more so now... couple new laws passed without voter consent... not that it matters in this state..lol
Sacramento county : can't work on your car, on your private property or even in your garage ?

Spoiler 07-11-2019 07:01 PM
Watching the F&F on TV right now. Ricers and burning rubber... LOL.. :rofl2:


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