I've been drunk twice in my life. Once when I was 22. Drank everything that was offered to me and puked rainbow colors that evening. Second time was when I was 26 and home by myself out of boredom. I ended up just getting full and quit.

I'll have a few drinks with others around, but nothing to the point of full drunkenness. 2-3 beers will be tipsy for me as a general rule of thumb.

:rock: :woot:

:vuvuzela:

I will have some drinks now and then. As far as pukng though, I have not puked since 1999. I had to have my esophagas rebuilt that summer and I can never puke again..

I told the surgeon, “Works for me”..... . :tup:

You’ll be the one dancing around with the “Blow-Up D1ck” this year :rofl2:

I'm a 2 beer drunk now. 2 beers and I'm done.

My wifey had her's redone too. :icon14:

Him and Jar will be fighting over the penis. While Zoren will be dancing with it. :rofl2:

Did she have a Nissen Fundoplication?

Wasn’t much fun..not sure how they came up with the name ... :bowrofl:

Jar had a few drinks last year :wtf2:

Yep! That's what she had done in 2014.

Cool... mine is working perfect... almost 20 years now

(Of course I do have about 8 belly buttons now, but thats sort of a plus, I guess... )

Night fellas; bedtime for me :ugh2:

The doctor went down her throat to do it. :icon14:

Mine was done ortho style. Making new holes all around my midsection...