I know Madwi sleeps on the job...but thats how he gets paid so all is good

I’m trying to cut back on coffee. Making me to giddy.

Usually just have a snort of Crown each morning now

Oh I love teaching!!

The Hospital always ask me to do safe transfers to prevent falls and I usually get the prettiest new nurse in the class as my dummy transfer technique demo.

I Ask her to wrap around her arms around my neck while I grab her two nice chunck butts with my warm hands and lift her from sitting to standing!

As you know Im vertically challenged so by the time she was standing up her boobies will smack my two eye balls and I smell the freshness of two blossoms of flowers!

I love my job!!

Snort some gabapentin To keep your giddyness to calm down then snort some Demerol you will be in heaven in no time with the Hollywood stars!:tup:

Uh... not doubting your abilities, but.. uh.. you mind if I get a second opinion?

As far as I know your still in America...its a free country!

Yup second opinion is a nice option. :tup:

BTW Spoiler on your intial check up with me My secretary would provide you some free items like rectal sootheners and a $20 coupon so that you can enroll
for a premium membership at 370 Z forum and join the elite club of Madwi’s premium section thread you cheap bastard!!!:tup::icon23:

Hey can someone call 911 and ask to do a courtesy check on JC house to see if that sasquash is still playing with his snap-on tools in his rectal area?

He has not check in yet!!!....Im very worried

I am a cheap bastard, that I can’t deny, but I have been a Premium member for 3 years now.

I think all that squinting when you are arm rastlin the one eyed midget in the supply closet has affected yours eyes... :icon14:

he is completely wrong to prescribe demerol, he meant to say dilaudid.

Woke up at 530 and can't fall back to sleep. This sucks. I like practicing for when I'm dead.

Thanks. That is exacty the 2nd opinion I was waiting for... Firing up the P right now to go find me some in the hood somewhere... :p

Morning Folks; headed for the coffee pot :icon14:

If you find a good source in the hood let me know. I have a friend that would be interested!

When people's names are orange colored, they are premium.

I’m good; Monday-Friday is turn & burn for me...as I’m about to get myself ready & get out the door. :ugh2:
I’ll try & jump back on around lunchtime or so/ as I rarely have much free time during the work week :icon14:

Greetings from Fremont NE!!!

:icon14:
I drink one 20oz (strong) mug in the morning times.....occasionally will slam a “RedBull” if needed :eek:
I’ll pass on the liquor :ugh2:

Gabapentin doesn’t do sh1t, I Took plenty of those after my wreck & Demerol is a strong painkiller...never heard of anyone snorting either one :ugh2:
They could end up being like you :eek::eek: :rofl2:

:hello:
It’s been kinda hi & bye this morning; but gotta roll :driving:
:hello:

:tiphat:

3 years my azzz! You just bought the premium membership this morning!:icon23:

Well kinda it actually stunted my height!

But here is the warning for taking those pills: let the MD educate you

Controlled substance: Demerol
High risk for addiction and dependence. Can cause respiratory distress and death when taken in high doses or when combined with other substances, especially alcohol or Gabapentin.

Im just helping out Spoiler to ease his suffering!

Thats what Best Friends are for!!!

Hey guys we need to secure our friend Spoiler

There is a hitman in the forum of planning to take out Spoiler
He even made a poll if to keep Spoiler or to take him down.

This is serious call the moderates before its too late.
Spoiler just bought the premium membership this morning and his life insurance only cost $10 so his family is gonna be -$10 in dept!

http://www.the370z.com/nissan-370z-g...o-spoiler.html

Good morning folks!:hello:

Dealing with an outsourced customer quality department is maybe the 2nd worst thing in the world. The 1st is Zoren.

;)

Coffee ingested. I'm sure you could map my productivity curve against the rise and eventual fall of caffeine in my system.

:hello:

I'z up. :yawn: No thanks to Zoren blowing up my phone with texts. Every text was about Spoiler. You think he has a hard one for the guy. :shakes head: Fvckin' saw off runt. Between Zoren and the puppy. I don't know which is worse for trying to sleep past 6:30. :shakes head:

JL, I have to agree with you.




:rofl2:

Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to introduce to you JL Larson the aerospace engineer who invented and pioneered a new technology advanced!!

“Smegma Glue” now available at your favorite Lowes or Home Depo.

This guy smothers smegma all his life!!! To achieve a very high status in life!

Im very pleased just for him to mention my name in the forum is something that is honorable to me!!

So without further a do ...the genius as he claims...from Scandinavia

JLarson!!!


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On a more serious note... and of interest to not only our veteran friends, but to those members from my home state of Michigan... My uncle died recently... he was the last surviving Michigan born WWII vet that had been at Pearl Harbor when the SHTF...

R.I.P. Uncle Don..

https://www.ourmidland.com/news/arti...l-13569644.php

Take your sleeping pills and stop Whining like Jwick!!

Hey Zoren, do me a favor. Get some superglue. Squeeze the whole tube in your right palm. Now take your left palm and place over the right palm and press together and hold for 30 minutes. This should keep you busy for awhile and keep you off the computer.

This is Eric... not Zoren.

Its been an honor to have your uncle offer his life in service to preserve peace and enjoy our life as we have now.

I have great respect for WW2 veterans as they fought with honor and dignity!!

Side by side the USA and The Philippines fought the Japanese and German forces!

Blessed are your family Spoiler “Eric” to have your uncle died not in vain but in victory!:tiphat:

:iagree::iagree:

See'ya later. Going to work. :tiphat:

Later old man!!

Love
Zoren

ssssup duuuudez.

whats good itchez.

Fake birds are good.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...9f35caf779.jpg

Awfully quiet in here - EW, you being silent but deadly again?