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We have (4) fiscal years, January 1-December 31 annual pay/sick days: April 1-March 31 vacation: July 1-June 30 contract renewal with county: October 1-September 30 health insurance :icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14:

That’s some messed up shifts :ugh2: don’t see how you can sleepwalk :ugh2:

That's madness. I'd be borderline non-functional at that point.

See? Advice like this is why you would've made a good father.

Good mornin' folks!:hello:

I shudder at the thought of having a rug rat.

Tried having my tubes tied when I was 22-35 and they all said "But you might want kids" and wouldnt do the surgery. :mad:

Remember kids. Wrap it before you tap it.

Morning folks! Last day of work for the week for me... these two day work weeks really suck..lol
I have some new color lures I need to test out tomorrow....

Lol, indeed. Children are tiny shackles. You have to decide if that's worth it to you.

There is too many people in the world already. Dont need my hellians to be unleashed into it :icon17:

That's entirely the reason I'd consider having kids. Too many softies. Need someone to ridicule them - and I've got the perfect combination of genetics and environment to create a couple little mockers of my own.

Wrap it in latex or she'll get half your paychecks.

Yes. Look at the bags under my eyes... and I'm only 27!
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Race car dreams!!!!:tiphat:

i'd make a great father...............but terrible husband. kinda rough scenario lol


jim jefferies said it best.

"if i could just knock a girl up, she has the kid, then could just die. it would be ideal. but it's tough to convince a terminally ill women to get pregnant you know they're all about them and their issues."

Those are what those little love bugs do to parents. You are young and have lots of energy. I don't think I could do it again! Mine are 26 and 29 productive and positive and have been living on their own since they left home to go to college. I am so happy I did my job in raising my kids to leave me and stand on their own two feet and now I get to live out my racecar dreams!:driving:

NONONONO... double bag it..... ALWAYS......

#1 rule..don't stick it into crazy. crazy will get you everytime.

Rumor has it you should stick it in crazy once...:ugh2:


However, you should double bag it, blindfold her and leave immediately.... DO NOT STAY THE NIGHT!!!!!!!!! :owned:

That's the problem though... CRAZY can be really fun and addictive, but just for that only!

Otherwise, just run... and keep running!

I'm thinking some MH:W, cold brewed coffee, and a nap.

Grabbed a sirloin at the store last night for $3. Going to throw it in the sink tonight for some sous viding action and fry up some homemade chips as a side.

Yup. Stuck it in crazy plenty of times. I learned my lesson after the first one. Use a different name, go to her place, bail immediately after finishing, and never go back to the same original meeting place.

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The problem I had is that most of the girls in the metal scene ARE crazy. For guys, it seems to be an aggressive but societally acceptable outlet. But when a girl loves heavy metal, usually it means she's got some pretty deep issues. I'm sure there are exceptions, I just didn't happen to meet very many of them.

i thought it was you ONLY stick it in crazy?.....

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The fuctards are multiplying like crazy. Figured it was my civic duty to help out the good side.

today feels like a day i just leave work.

laid in bed didnt fall asleep til 330, woke up late but somehow was up at 645 to my first alarm said ehh i'll get up at 7.........didnt happen, got here late, someone noticed and was like "oh we were worried"... no you weren't you nosy cunts.

i told one bitch i would train her today and somehow i come in to an email with every director on it like i was avoiding her. so i showed no mercy in speed nor her stupidity level when showing her a task that i could teach a retarded monkey.....

thankfully im off tomorrow or there would be a high chance i just walk out.

But crazy is sometimes worth it. Just don’t knock it up.

And if you do, that's why they make visa's to different countries.

LMAO, I have several divorced friends that married crazy because best sex or first blow! They couldn't do without it until it was a life or death thing.

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This discussion reminds me of Arrested Development.

"Never promise crazy a baby!"

You got one...EW :icon17:

Seasoned the sirloin with garlic salt and msg. Once cooked, i'll sear in cast iron with some beef oil.

i got 5lbs of deer thawing out to do a test batch of snack sticks. havent done them in my new dehydrator yet only my flat jerky.

i got probably 30lbs+ of ground, 2 massive backstraps (best cut), 2 good size tenderloins, then the shoulders, rumps, and some chunks for jerky.

i freeze the big hunks, slightly thaw, then use my deli slicer for even cuts. then marinate for 24hrs giver or take.

sadly, the ground didnt thaw as fast as i wanted last night and i didnt want to start marinading at 2am......so i'll start it when i get home.

If you need a taste tester, I am more than happy to sacrifice... I mean taste some venison.

I need to start hunting. Never gone, but the obvious benefits intrigue me.

lol you're a bit far but i think i could mail some. maybe when i do a batch of my flat ill do some that'll burn your insides worse than EW's on a normal day lol

see what you can handle.

think im gonna thaw out a backstrap for saturday. will have family in. thinking i'll split it in half. do half simple olive oil salt pepper. and the other half i'll let it soak in a mix overnight.

i will admit that a deer backstrap will blow away most filet mignon. fact.