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Barf Bags
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Carry on
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delayed flights
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Emergency exit
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Flight attendant oversleeping and me missing my connection in LAX
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Ground crew
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halitosis emanating from the guy in 1A
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Inflight movie choices that are never pornos... :shakes head:
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jet fuel odor permeating the cabin
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“Kiss and Tell” flight attendants
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lascivious looks from the TSA agent as he motions me to secondary screening
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Miniature bags of pretzels
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navigation system
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“Occasional” mechanical delays
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panicking over a 10 minute connection time in MSP
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Queerish acting male flight attendants.... :shakes head:
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rotting half sandwich in seat pocket
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Smoke detector in the restroom. (TIP - Please do not disable this, they get kinda funny about this)
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TSA invading your civil rights to provide white people the illusion of security.
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underwear stains visible during secondary pat-down
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Victory dance with high fives all around by the crew after a semi-successful landing
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window shade battles with a fat smelly woman with anger issues
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X-ray machine proficiently operated by a cluster of top notch TSA professionals
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Yummy little sandwich (for $15)
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zebras are not emotional support animals
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New Category: Why She Left Me
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Always was jealous that I still slept with all of my past wives once in awhile
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being more in love with my Z than her
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Caught me with my telescope aimed at the neighbor lady’s bathroom window more than a few times
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"doing" myself more often than her
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Emitting noxious fumes around her and her friends without saying I was sorry
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forgetting her birthday every year
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Getting “bone” when you see her girl friends at the pool
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having to say you are sorry for not coming home all night -- one too many times
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Ignoring her when my friends come over to watch sports every weekend
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Jerking off again in the forum Stupid Crazy Zoren
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Kissing her sister under the mistletoe for about 15 minutes too long...
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looking up women's skirts on the escalator too many times
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Massage parlor receipt left in my pants pocket
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never remmebering to clear my browser history
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