R = Relax, it will only hurt for a little while

S = Say --- what about you and your daughter and me role play "bad teacher"?

T = Tell me about your first time?

U = "Unless you object, I like eating dinner in the nude"

V = Virgins are a dime a dozen, I kinda value experienced women like yourself...

W = what is your take on threesomes?

X = Xcellent azz you have for a more mature woman, wish I could see more of it

Y = You have a lovely dress on today, Mrs. Cleaver.

Z = (while she is bending over to get something off the bottom shelf of the refrigerator...)

Zookeepers would like to see a monkey like that, damn...

New game...

What you might say about the girl that your buddy brought home from the bar...

A = Aw hell, where’d you meet her at, the Golden Corral?

B = "Bow Wow"

C = Catch anything from her?

D = Double wrap it in latex or she'll get half your paychecks.

E = Even cows need love, so you might want to do her out in the barn...

F = Finding it must be quite the challenge, I’d bet...

G = https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...778590cf58.jpg

H = Holy shid... where’d you meet her? ...Down at the weigh station...

I = Imagining what that is like on you is scary...

J =
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...a390c670ef.jpg

Kick her to the curb

Let her fall asleep and then RUN

More cushion for the pushin'.

"Never go full Retard"

One dinner date with her and you’ll be broke... Damn

Please tell me you didn’t loan her money ...

Queen Latifah -- seriously?

Really? How much did you drink?