Okay okay, I'm back... I dreamt an old guy was chasing me....

I dreamt that I was boarding a flight and they did not let Premium Class board first and the only seat were middle ones. I awoke in a cold sweat, hyperventilating.

Happy Travel Day!!!

SMF --> LAX --> ATL

Onz,

Happy travels. And go ahead and take 2 handfuls of pretzels when they pass the big ole bag around the plane today... that always makes me feel better...

Love, Spoiler

Oh my goddess mr. Spoiler your having a disease called Rustyphobia!

Fear of prehistoric lizards with proboscis like of a tongue!

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Dear Mr. Spoiler

Thank you for the kind words.

Luckily, I am in first class all the way to ATL -- the LAX to ATL is on a 777 and this is what my seat will be like:

http://www.hustletoparadise.com/wp-c...e-A300-300.jpg

Have a great day.

Warmest personal regards,

onzedge™

Onzedge(tm) putting the *** in ClAssy since day 1! Well played sir ;) They've certainly started upgrading 1st class since the last time I was in it.

Reps going out!

I let my gf know how ew feels every day with the amount of gas released last night.

Yes EW has nitrous gas in his panus!

:yawn:

sugar

Niceee! :tup:

Bed time.

I don't chase men. Only women. And I'm not the one with his shirt unbuttoned
and chest sticking out like a bird trying to attract others! Only looked at him because the wife asked me what strange person would dress and act like that. :eek: He was dressed like he was in the 70's disco era.:eek: I'm the one with the phobia! After seeing that!

Your Wife? I thought she was your daughter...

Was he like this on Zday? Groovy Man!

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ohhh my gosh, i've got horrible gas right now

i just farted and i swear my whole bottom half raised 15 degrees...:eek:

that was really really bad... and it smelled absolutely atrocious.

ohhh boy that was bad..... :mad::mad:

EW did you try calling Department of National Defense?

Your gas could be used for future chemical weapons against Foreign and domestic enemies.

Or used for fossilized natural energy for Tesla and GM for methanol nuclear hybrid engines!

But of course you have to donate your body for dissection for the future of human race!

You will be a hero my friend!:tiphat:

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brother, its really really really bad at the moment, I gotta question what I ate over the last 24 hours... yikes

Every time someone walks by my cubicle, i hope they dont smell it, or I'd be completely embarrassed..

I need help.. :mad:

Imagine your panus would be in the museum of Science and technology of Aszholes! :ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

Dinner from last night. Getting really annoyed at how hard it is to find semolina flour in stores nowadays......

[url=https://flic.kr/p/JmK1bt]https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4680/...2d70f3c6_b.jpg

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I just booked my flight to Las Vegas!!!

:happydance::happydance::happydance::happydance:

Bring me some hookers! I mean hookha you know the one the arabs use for smoking pot?

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That's a close picture of him. Only add a hairy chest rug sticking out of the shirt. :eek:

Jealousy... its such a sad thing... :shakes head:

Think you need to eat fried cabbage and noddles, navy beans and ham, sauerkraut and kielbasa, and stuffed cabbage (hunky hand grenades, pigs in a blanket). To build up enough gas to blow everything out you assshole at one time.

Damn man! I just made myself hungry for this. :yum::yum::yum:

I don't know about you. But I have my own issues. And jealousy is not one of them.




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Lets not forget about tossing down a dozen boiled eggs, a handfyul of jalapeño peppers, and a couple of warm Budweisers too...

Oh I got plenty of issues too, but I ain’t confessing them here, as I don’t want you guys to think any LESS of me...

He eats all of this in one day. I don't want to be in the same building, let along the same room with him. But it will cure him. :tup: After they remove his body from the collapsed building.

If it don't cure him, it will at least turn him inside out so even Stevie Wonder will be able to see whats wrong with him...