Mine are in my wife's purse for safe keeping.:icon14:

I love seeing where this thread has gone

:rofl2: This thread has no direction.

Me and the wife have been talking about moving out to the southwest. Looking for a state with no taxes on retirement income. Not too hot, not too cold. Grass and trees. No emissions on vehicles and low yearly registration. Not based on value. Basically a Goldilocks zone.

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Hey Rusty found you a nice place, got all the amenities your looking for no tax and forever retirement place!! Grass and trees the water for fishing everday! Its a dream place man! Goldilocks as you say!!:tup::tup:

The place was soo famous a movie was even made about it!! Lol
Amazing man!

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See what you did Mr. Rusty you drove mrs. Pint away..,
As you exposed my S&M preference with regards to my nut cracker fantasy!

We apologize mrs Pint! :rolleyes:

Naaaaa.....she just walked into something that she wants no parts of. :icon17: My wife would pile on even more. :rofl2:

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LOL, All depends on what you call southwest. Texas fits the bill pretty close and NV has no income tax but do have emissions. AZ taxes are low registration can be high on new vehicle, no emissions outside of Maricopa and Pima counties. Prescott is ideal for weather.

We are looking at Prescott.

For vehicles. We have '07 VFR Honda bike, '08 Power Wagon, '09 motorhome, '11 Nismo, /13 Grand Cherokee. The motorhome could be a killer if based on value.

Rusty you don’t like my recommendations of new abode for you?

It has 92 beds total! With security 24/7!

As Spoiler said he fancy you on orange overhauls. That hairy monster been busy.

It's not bad. No neighbors. :tup: If we get it. When you come to visit. You can have your own cell.......ur..I mean room. You can even have your own private beach. Where you can go swimming.............with the sharks. The problem with it is. There is no place to park.

Actually the realtor reserved me a room with a recliner chair, she stated that it has an electric generator all day just in case the power grid gets kaput in the city.

It even comes with a head gear for virtual reality games!!! I think I like that room. Madwi and Lean would have orgasm here!!! They like video games!

You can have the one of the the spa room where they smoke you like a a roasted turkey! I mean this place have all the wellness amenities!

Spoiler can have the chiropractic bed with needles to infuse nutrients and other hydrating electrolytes!!!

I'm excited!!!

How do I get a spot at this place?

See we can have a community here for forum members only!!

Just like the villages in FL.

Hotrods has big hands and we can get him as our masseur! No happy ending please!

This is a family rated community! :tiphat:

I read this to my wife. She just about pee'd her panties. :rofl2:

$850 later.... I have a bunch of new clothes. And an immersion blender.....

What have I missed about spa rooms? My cousin does therapeutic massages. I'm sure she'd set up a spot and give them to you guys.

Balls

That may seem a little uncomfortable.... but if I get to wear my red bathrobe.... :ugh2:

Blender? I bought one of these for my son-inlaw for his birthday a couple of years ago. :rofl2: :driving:

Somebody wears a thong reps are out. :rofl2:

Anybody up? I know that Zoren dude is pobably sleeping like a baby right now...

Anyone else around and kicking it still?

He's up. Think he going to work around 3:30. I'm going to bed shorty. I'm off tomorrow. :D

He’s probably watching them movies from Sweeden about right now

I’m driving it to Wilmington NC tomorrow ( ...uh today I guess) to see some friends for a few days

Finally the old horse will go to bed!

yeah. Firing up the gaming pc after reuben sammich.

Yes sir still awake making some money to buy me some bread!

Rueben... you ought to have a Livermush sandwich. They are pretty famous in this town. This is the world capital of Livermush

I see the Nosferatu is awake! Eating Reuben

I use liver spread is that the same?

Sort of.... Livermush is usually a little firmer

Liver? Who in the helll wants to eat a filter. :ugh2:

I could go for a Roethlisburger right now. :yum:

No... Not liver, Livermush. It separates the men from the boys around these parts

Mmmmm......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HIpRRxta4w

What do use for your bread then?

grape jelly or mustard?

I miss our local delicacy soup number 5 or in English bat and balls soup!

Mustard for me.... I'm a mustard addict...

Sounds like you have had it... it certainly will put lead in your pencil...