waz brushing up on my southern accent cause ill be visiting da south and i don't wanna feel out of place. I'm actually a native southern tongue as i grew up in da south in my early days where my first English was texan... now modified to northern midwestern taffyapple. :ugh:

I waz singing da little indian song with my texan accent and my kid who don't hear southern asked if I was singing 'one little two little three illegal aliens' :rofl2: blahahahaha!!

I'm going to faking fall right at home mang..

get deported to Florida and all... :ugh:

da faux orange country... dogdamn if I had no kidz id be right here in Palm Springs enjoying my orange county life.. weekly weekend motoring to Malibu. probably haz a home in rancho Palos Verdes by now..

..and weekly congestion on da way home on 405.. :ugh:

every faking time it snows outside I'm like WTF am I doing in this shitttown :shakes head:

I don't care about -20F dats fine, but snow... :gtfo2:

can't wait till my kidz are on deir own. definitely bailing to socal fosho. such a great area. best 3+ faking yrs of my adult life.. seriously.

none of dat faux sushi either.. dey got some real sushi in socal..

my old boss's pops had a yacht and he'd go sailing out of marina del rey out to fish salmon..
back by pm we'd have a sake sashimi party. :yum:

of course cnn had to report freshly caught salmon has j-tapeworm.. :ugh:

but I also heard the big guy say dey faux news so.. we safe!

:ugh2:

:inoutroflpuke:



Oh. My. Gawd. Too funny.

Shhhhhh. Dont tell Onze but....all our crazies are in So Cal and Fla.

Dont know. Maybe you will fit. :rofl2:

Wall for Mexico.

No wall for Canuck.

I think you ok. :tup:

maybe wen I retire, I can teach southern English to dem new comers from j-land.. u might think dat sounds silly, but 10 out of 10 j-landers have told me dat dey can sort of understand standard English, but when it comes to southern accent their comprehension drops by less dan half. :D

so dere is a market for teaching southern English conversation.

Fo sho Professor Kenchan ;)

:rofl2: when I told my friends I waz moving to socal like 25yrs ago near south central LA, dey told me ill fit right in.

I'm like wtf does DAT mean??! :icon17: