Teacher: what's wrong?

Johnny: our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad ask if I'm sleeping,
I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye

Teacher: tonight when your dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.

The following morning Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.

Teacher: My goodness why the swelling?

Johnny: Dad asked me again me if I was sleeping...
I shut up an kept dead still.
Then my dad & mom start moving, u know, Mom was breathing heavy, kicking her legs up an making moaning noises.

Then my dad asked my mom, "R u coming?"

Mom said, "Yes, I'm coming, r u coming too?" Dad answer: "Yes."

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me,
I'm coming too.

:ugh:

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-Clifford :tiphat:

:iagree:

What's up everyone! I have returned, what gossip did I miss.

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The Clifford Has Been Banned For Trolling Troll's


-Clifford :tiphat:

You missed all the reps!!!

Just kidding -- I gave you a few here and there...

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-Clifford :tiphat:

Greeting's Mr Wyatt & The Cooper :ugh2: his Doggie :tup:

-Clifford :tiphat:

:ugh2: please don't tell us its a relative of your's :bowrofl::roflpuke2::rofl2:

-Clifford :tiphat:

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-Clifford :tiphat:

:confused:

Holy fak I just had a 3x3 and a large vanilla milkshake. It was so good

I am also glad Mr. Clifford is still keeping things real in here