every cell is faked :iagree:

every nerve is faked :iagree:

every muscle is flabby :iagree:

i did 2 miles today boyz and girlz.. on my kick scooter. :ugh: :iagree:

while my kid was handing my arse to me.. faking were does he get all dat speed on his little pos razor scooter? :mad: :iagree:

i think next time he can ride my scooter and ill take my bicycle. :icon17: :iagree:

Pretty much. Be more fun to come visit you next time. Haha.

We are going to just do our own thing tomorrow and the next time we come down to the city. Way more fun. They just live in their own little crappy world.

not to forget i almost wiped out.. ended up scratching up my $300 scooter pretty bad... :ugh:

but i made it out scratch free. :p

From milk?

Here's how they are so out of touch with reality. Instead of just using a box of color catchers in the wash so towels don't blend colors with shorts. They are just going to buy new towels.

Even kernchan isn't dat bad. He just gets a new car every other oil change. Haha

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yah city life is not for me.

ure onto something. he does drink lots of milk and i drink zero.. :ugh:


wait wat? im poor. i do my own oil change and my own laundry. :rofl2: datz wat poor people do.

im so faking poor im still using da same dogdamn LGSST :mad:

I like the city atmosphere. The hustle and bustle. I hate the city lifestyle. $15 for a burger without sides is just stupid.

I need my grass, trees, stars, golf courses, and taco hell.

They own a washer. But don't know how to use apparently. So they just get dry cleaning mostly. Forget about cooking. They just bought almond milk for $7 because it was "organic". Wtf! Blue almond vanilla milk is $4 at most in any grocery store.

Then again. They don't go to Costco cause all the poor people use it....

yah, my boss at my old old job was excited when we visited nyc like 20yrs ago for biz. he was like I LUV DA CITY!! :excited:

i waz like :ugh2: im okay with buffalo, ny..

:rofl2: yah, most dont need a car so dey use that money for other material things. i can sort of understand where dey come from. like der $10k suits and $15k watches.

if i didnt have a car hobby why not, right? :confused:

:ugh2:

i guess if u really like dressing up and doing expensive lunches and dinners nyc is da place to be.

got all da first class entertainment too..

too much stimulation for me.. i like srow.. cow tippin's not so bad.


:rofl2:

At least in buffalo you get the fresh smell of Cheerios.

I like taco hell....

yup, sittin' on my deck with Mt. Dew in hand. Thats exciting enough for me :icon17:

:rofl2:

dey haz tacohell too :tup:

I'm whirlpoolin' MF towels right now. I like it, quiet and does a good job. So many choices and buttons to push. :icon17:

i donno, after a while everything is so glamorous it starts to all feel fake.
like everything for show, empty inside.

but i heard im buddist so i guess dat should feel natural to me... :ugh:

nice :tup:

my LG aka Large Garbage also has all sorts of features on the panel but like dem korean barbers, all hair cuts u ask ends up ALL DA FAKING SAME! :mad:

k, maybe it was just dat one guy i went to. :icon17:

never again..

They just bought a bottle of wine for $7..... Because wine is expensive.... I don't get these people.

Anybody outside of NYC in ny state honestly hates the city. The rest of ny voted for the opposing party yet we still nominated trump because NYC had more people than the rest of the state combined. And they voted that way because of their own returns. Not what the rest of the state needs. NYC is its only little world that the rest of Ny has to deal with.

Side note. We saw our first rates in the subway. And had a crazy religious lady running from car to car saying we were all going to hell

Slowly realizing these people believe everything they see on commercial tv. If this is my generation, we are screwed.

yah, its like a members-only club.

u either in or out. funny is watching dese mediocre income folks trying to be with the crowd. u are faking kidding urself. u cant afford any of dat. look at ur faking credit card debt :ugh:

awesome! :rofl2:

When I was very young, there was an old school barber that my dad and I went to. You could tell him that you wanted any haircut and you would walk out looking like outta 1950. One cut fits all men :icon17:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...c23c05c14f.jpg

well u obviously are on the normal side (sort of), so u can fix it.

:icon18:

hey at least u didnt end up looking like u just came out of pyongyang.. :ugh2:

my buddies were like WTF happend to ure faking head? :bowrofl:


i waz like :ugh2:

my gf at the time was nice.. she said itll grow back

:crying:

:rofl2::rofl2:

waz NOT funny at da time! :mad:



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Trust me... I know. I'm weeping at my CC bill already. I'm completely fine admitting I can't afford any of this lifestyle. I also don't want to lifestyle. I don't want to live my life going to bars each night or eating $80 dinners 6 days a week.

Give me my sports car that'll I can pay off, some golf, and cooking at home

sounds like a plan!