The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIV

kenchan · 07-07-2016, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Well, as long as the surface is reasonably firm and flat ... it's not like the measurement is very accurate to begin with.

I can see some idiot trying it parked on the side of a road with a massive crest for water drainage

Dere is a reason I don't have suspension nor wheel fitment issues on all my cars.

JARblue · 07-07-2016, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

Dere is a reason I don't have suspension nor wheel fitment issues on all my cars.

my stock wheels fit perfect!

And if I ever get other wheels they will be exactly the fitment I want because I will use actual offset numbers instead of a makeshift plumb bob hanging from the fender

cigarclifford · 07-07-2016, 05:42 AM

every cell is perfect

-Clifford

kenchan · 07-07-2016, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

my stock wheels fit perfect!

And if I ever get other wheels they will be exactly the fitment I want because I will use actual offset numbers instead of a makeshift plumb bob hanging from the fender

right, easy to figure out the range by calculation and experience. ive never used a toilet bob dangling off my ride.

kenchan · 07-06-2016, 08:16 PM

hai, i would like to get an alignment on my sports car?

sure, come over here and park in da grass.

kenchan · 07-06-2016, 08:17 PM

hai i would like to get my car professionally detailed.

sure, come here, i use the state of the art sears hardware direct drive buffing machine

kenchan · 07-06-2016, 08:18 PM

hai, i would like to get more ram installed on my brand new computer?

sure, bring ur pc over here.. oh, and grab me dat pipe wrench.

kenchan · 07-06-2016, 08:19 PM

hai, i would like to get PDR done on my dent i have on my door?

no worries, let me go brag my toilet plunger

kenchan · 07-06-2016, 08:20 PM

hai, my LG washing machine leaks... can u fix it?

sure, go bring me dat bigarse sledge hammer.

kenchan · 07-06-2016, 08:21 PM

hai, my pos maytag fridge leaks water too.. can u fix it?

sure, go grab me dat flame thrower.

kenchan · 07-06-2016, 08:21 PM

k, ur turn..

madwi · 07-06-2016, 08:22 PM

My Jimmy Johns sub was delicious. Now I need another starbucks coffee and some netflix

kenchan · 07-06-2016, 08:23 PM

jj rocks

my wife's shumai was delish too

kenchan · 07-06-2016, 08:24 PM

now i sound chinese.. cause u r wat u eat.

knee howz!

madwi · 07-06-2016, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

now i sound chinese.. cause u r wat u eat.

knee howz!

07-07-2016, 05:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141522	hai, i would like to get an alignment on my sports car? sure, come over here and park in da grass.

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141522	hai i would like to get my car professionally detailed. sure, come here, i use the state of the art sears hardware direct drive buffing machine

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141522	hai, i would like to get more ram installed on my brand new computer? sure, bring ur pc over here.. oh, and grab me dat pipe wrench.

07-06-2016, 08:19 PM	#8 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141522	hai, i would like to get PDR done on my dent i have on my door? no worries, let me go brag my toilet plunger

07-06-2016, 08:20 PM	#9 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141522	hai, my LG washing machine leaks... can u fix it? sure, go bring me dat bigarse sledge hammer.

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141522	hai, my pos maytag fridge leaks water too.. can u fix it? sure, go grab me dat flame thrower.

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141522	k, ur turn..

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kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141522	jj rocks my wife's shumai was delish too

07-06-2016, 08:24 PM	#14 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141522	now i sound chinese.. cause u r wat u eat. knee howz!