The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIV

carlitos_370z · 06-29-2016, 12:11 PM

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onzedge · 06-29-2016, 12:23 PM

So a police officer is parked by the side of the road. He sees a pickup truck drive by and it's full of penguins. The officer flips his siren on and pulls the truck over.
He approaches the window and asks the man, "Sir, what are you doing with these penguins?"

"Well they're my pets, officer," the man replies.

"I'm afraid you'll have to take these animals to the zoo," the officer says, and leaves.

The next day, the police officer is parked in the same spot. He sees the same truck drive by. Now all the penguins are wearing sunglasses. He flips the siren on and pulls the truck over.
Upon reaching the window he says, "Sir, I told you to take these animals to the zoo."

"Yes officer, I did," replies the man. "And today I'm taking them to the beach."

kenchan · 06-29-2016, 01:00 PM

Davey · 06-29-2016, 04:15 PM

Ready to GTFO.

onzedge · 06-29-2016, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey

Ready to GTFO.

cigarclifford · 06-29-2016, 04:27 PM

I'm ready for lunch here at the Ritz-Carlton Tahoe

they make a awesome BLT with avocado

Will eat pool side for sure

-Clifford

onzedge · 06-29-2016, 05:03 PM

Please be careful out there. This is tragic.

PGBT Reopens After Fatal Crash in Carrollton | NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth

Davey · 06-29-2016, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Please be careful out there. This is tragic.

PGBT Reopens After Fatal Crash in Carrollton | NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth

Wow, that sucks.

Probably texting and driving.

madwi · 06-29-2016, 06:33 PM

Goodness gracious, I think I am going home, crawling into bed and pulling the covers over my head. Everyone is dead to me! Thank goodness it is Friday.
Madwi: Hello IT.
Caller: Hi. Why does it sound like you are in a cave?
Madwi:Cause I am in the bathroom trying to pee. How can I help you?
Caller: I'll call back later.
Madwi:You sure? I can do two things at once.
Caller:Nah, I'm good.
*click*
Madwi: Must not have been that important.

kenchan · 06-29-2016, 06:49 PM

goodpm everyone

checked off yet another awesome day at the office.

cigarclifford · 06-29-2016, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by alcheng

I am very scared now, and i mean it.

Darn Mr Alex you know The Clifford has a big heart. Rest assured no actions were taken Sir

Nice to see you here posting again

-Clifford

kenchan · 06-29-2016, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Goodness gracious, I think I am going home, crawling into bed and pulling the covers over my head. Everyone is dead to me! Thank goodness it is Friday.
Madwi: Hello IT.
Caller: Hi. Why does it sound like you are in a cave?
Madwi:Cause I am in the bathroom trying to pee. How can I help you?
Caller: I'll call back later.
Madwi:You sure? I can do two things at once.
Caller:Nah, I'm good.
*click*
Madwi: Must not have been that important.

kenchan · 06-29-2016, 06:53 PM

hai.. hai... hai.. hai

where u at?

plop!

kenchan · 06-29-2016, 06:55 PM

hai.. hai... hai.. hai

where u at EW?

PAINUS!!!!

madwi · 06-29-2016, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

hai.. hai... hai.. hai

where u at?

plop!

I had a nurse ask me once if I was doing #1 or #2. I gave her a courtesy flush.

06-29-2016, 12:23 PM	#872 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 63 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	So a police officer is parked by the side of the road. He sees a pickup truck drive by and it's full of penguins. The officer flips his siren on and pulls the truck over. He approaches the window and asks the man, "Sir, what are you doing with these penguins?" "Well they're my pets, officer," the man replies. "I'm afraid you'll have to take these animals to the zoo," the officer says, and leaves. The next day, the police officer is parked in the same spot. He sees the same truck drive by. Now all the penguins are wearing sunglasses. He flips the siren on and pulls the truck over. Upon reaching the window he says, "Sir, I told you to take these animals to the zoo." "Yes officer, I did," replies the man. "And today I'm taking them to the beach." kenchan, JARblue, Davey and 1 others like this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

06-29-2016, 01:00 PM	#873 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	onzedge likes this.

06-29-2016, 04:27 PM	#876 (permalink)
cigarclifford A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Cali State Hospital Posts: 13,351 Drives: 2017 Corvette Z06 Rep Power: 458713	I'm ready for lunch here at the Ritz-Carlton Tahoe they make a awesome BLT with avocado Will eat pool side for sure -Clifford Davey likes this. __________________ -Clifford

06-29-2016, 05:03 PM	#877 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 63 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Please be careful out there. This is tragic. PGBT Reopens After Fatal Crash in Carrollton \| NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

06-29-2016, 06:33 PM	#879 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,400 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684428	Goodness gracious, I think I am going home, crawling into bed and pulling the covers over my head. Everyone is dead to me! Thank goodness it is Friday. Madwi: Hello IT. Caller: Hi. Why does it sound like you are in a cave? Madwi:Cause I am in the bathroom trying to pee. How can I help you? Caller: I'll call back later. Madwi:You sure? I can do two things at once. Caller:Nah, I'm good. click Madwi: Must not have been that important. kenchan and Ghostvette like this.

06-29-2016, 04:15 PM	#874 (permalink)
Davey A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Indiana Posts: 3,766 Drives: '15 NISMO 6MT Rep Power: 117171	Ready to GTFO.

06-29-2016, 06:49 PM	#880 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	goodpm everyone checked off yet another awesome day at the office. madwi likes this.

06-29-2016, 06:53 PM	#883 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	hai.. hai... hai.. hai where u at? plop! madwi likes this.

06-29-2016, 06:55 PM	#884 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	hai.. hai... hai.. hai where u at EW? PAINUS!!!!

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