The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIII

Leingod · 04-12-2016, 06:52 AM

The retarded big shots are actually coming to the office today. I'm thinking of loading a pot of coffee with laxatives.

madwi · 04-12-2016, 07:03 AM

Decent weather all week. Suppose to dip in to the low 30's tonight. Not sure if I want drive the z to work or not.

madwi · 04-12-2016, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Headed to Mexico today

Not really... about an hour from the border. Just outside Cotulla, Texas.

Post up some good dash cam vids of "mexico" racing

Leingod · 04-12-2016, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Decent weather all week. Suppose to dip in to the low 30's tonight. Not sure if I want drive the z to work or not.

All the big shots are here. I'm planning to drive mine Thursday if the weather keeps up.

madwi · 04-12-2016, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

The retarded big shots are actually coming to the office today. I'm thinking of loading a pot of coffee with laxatives.

Now be sure to let them know that while in their home country .15 raise may be a big deal but not so much here.

madwi · 04-12-2016, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

All the big shots are here. I'm planning to drive mine Thursday if the weather keeps up.

I still think you should find some ghetto *** ride and dress like a hobo. If the car emits a ton of burning oil smoke, the better.

madwi · 04-12-2016, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

Turns out the part I need is 71 doll hairs so I will be ordering the window regulator assembly today. Hopefully one of the dealerships around here has one in stock.

Not as expensive as I was thinking.

Leingod · 04-12-2016, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

Now be sure to let them know that while in their home country .15 raise may be a big deal but not so much here.

Well this just happened...

Boardmember: Wifi password
Me: Silently just takes phone and types in it
Board: Picks laptop up off my desk that i'm imaging
Me: Can you not touch that?
Board: I own this
Me: No. The company owns it. Now put it down.
Board: I need a laptop for todays meetings.
Me: To bad. Go through the proper channels and i'll issue you one.
Board: You don't say that to me.
Me: Test me. Please. I'll have your account locked down quicker than you can get security.
CFO walks over: He's right. Sign a release form and he will issue you one.
Me: Don't mess with a pissed off I.T. guy.

Leingod · 04-12-2016, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by madwi

I still think you should find some ghetto *** ride and dress like a hobo. If the car emits a ton of burning oil smoke, the better.

I haven't shaved at all so the beard is rather bulky in areas. Un-ironed khakis, a bright hunter orange pullover jacket, and dark black scuffed dress shoes. Oh, and some spiking gel in my hair.

Leingod · 04-12-2016, 07:12 AM

Freaking hate higher-ups on power trips. I have no qualms getting fired if it means screwing up their way of life. Plenty of I.T. jobs I can switch over to.

kenchan · 04-12-2016, 07:19 AM

Goodam everyone!

Pulling out my Z in 30 to do the coolant change. Then going to go for a relaxing drive.

kenchan · 04-12-2016, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

Well this just happened...

Boardmember: Wifi password
Me: Silently just takes phone and types in it
Board: Picks laptop up off my desk that i'm imaging
Me: Can you not touch that?
Board: I own this
Me: No. The company owns it. Now put it down.
Board: I need a laptop for todays meetings.
Me: To bad. Go through the proper channels and i'll issue you one.
Board: You don't say that to me.
Me: Test me. Please. I'll have your account locked down quicker than you can get security.
CFO walks over: He's right. Sign a release form and he will issue you one.
Me: Don't mess with a pissed off I.T. guy.

tell the faker to come kiss ur painus after tacohell.

Leingod · 04-12-2016, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

:Rock: tell the faker to come kiss ur painus after tacohell.

I mean really though. How hard is it to say please? Nobody will get anything from me if they act like a blatant douche.

njobe89 · 04-12-2016, 07:26 AM

hardest thing of starting to date someone is when you don't know them well enough and you have to fart.... makes me want to get back with my ex just so i can fart whenever i want to

kenchan · 04-12-2016, 07:26 AM

Sounds good to me leon.

04-12-2016, 06:52 AM	#1696 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	The retarded big shots are actually coming to the office today. I'm thinking of loading a pot of coffee with laxatives. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

04-12-2016, 07:03 AM	#1697 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,400 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684428	Decent weather all week. Suppose to dip in to the low 30's tonight. Not sure if I want drive the z to work or not. Leingod likes this.

04-12-2016, 07:12 AM	#1705 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Freaking hate higher-ups on power trips. I have no qualms getting fired if it means screwing up their way of life. Plenty of I.T. jobs I can switch over to. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

04-12-2016, 07:19 AM	#1706 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	Goodam everyone! Pulling out my Z in 30 to do the coolant change. Then going to go for a relaxing drive. onzedge likes this.

04-12-2016, 07:26 AM	#1709 (permalink)
njobe89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2014 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 5,227 Drives: 2013 370z BS 6MT Rep Power: 174283	hardest thing of starting to date someone is when you don't know them well enough and you have to fart.... makes me want to get back with my ex just so i can fart whenever i want to Ghostvette likes this. __________________ 2 plus 2 times 2 = ? ... hint, it's not 8 Stillen CBE, Stillen Gen 3, TP's, Uprev tuned - 324whp/264tq

04-12-2016, 07:26 AM	#1710 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	Sounds good to me leon. Leingod likes this.

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