The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXII

Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Another night in the adventures of dealing with the clueless at the auto parts store...


Customer: I need one of these (hands over bulb marked 1157)

Me: Here you go (package of two)

Customer: I only need one

Me: I don't have singles available. I can sell you this pack of 2 or a package of 10. Which would you like?

Customer: I only want one. Are you sure this fits my car?

Me: Did you take it from your car?

Customer: Yes

Me: Then it fits your car.

Customer: How do you know that?

Me: That will be $5.49 for the package of two.

Customer: I only want one....

Me: If I take one out of here and sell it to you, I have to charge you $5.49 for the package of two. I can't have an open package, plus I'll get fired.

Customer: I only want one...

Me: STUART!!!!!! Come deal with this guy before I take away his keys....