The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVV

kenchan · 09-30-2015, 06:40 PM

no need for immodiumAD today.

basically only ate crackers and drank lots of gatorade...

i dont usually drink gatoraid..not bad, my wife went out of her way to get me this last night.

i'm feeling better today.

my biz trip went well. my new tool box i put together recently kickedarse.

nothin' like having the exact tools to do the job right there at my finger tips.

Leingod · 09-30-2015, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey

IMO, the true art of professionalism is in making your co-workers look and feel like incompetent asses in ways that can't possibly get you in trouble.

For example, rather than call someone a "colossal fuckup who couldn't find their *** with both hands and a map" like you really want to, simply point out the person's numerous mistakes in a factual manner. Then, when they complain to anyone that you're making them look bad, then actually end up making themselves look even worse, because you've provided evidence rather than just an opinion.

Or ya know. Just drink bleach. Makes my job easier with less moronic printer requests. And I won't look dumb since she's the one drinking bleach. Better yet, I'm bringing in a bottle of Ammonia tomorrow.

madwi · 09-30-2015, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Or ya know. Just drink bleach. Makes my job easier with less moronic printer requests. And I won't look dumb since she's the one drinking bleach. Better yet, I'm bringing in a bottle of Ammonia tomorrow.

hey good idea here, why not mix up a bottle of Bleach AND ammonia together and bring it in!

*do not do this please*

Leingod · 09-30-2015, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by madwi

hey good idea here, why not mix up a bottle of Bleach AND ammonia together and bring it in!

*do not do this please*

Sorry, couldn't hear you over the sound of me making meth

Leingod · 09-30-2015, 07:47 PM

ok, ok I have to share this story. I'm at the GF's right now. We were watching a movie and she ran upstairs quick to take her contacts out. Her toilet is right in front of her sink. So a person can sit on the pot and basically hover right over the bathroom sink.

She comes back downstairs and me being the idiot I am... ask for her to pull her pants down while I snap a quick photo. She does to my surprise. I take the shot quick and she pulls her pants back up.

I proceed to look at the photo and notice she has imprints on her *** of the toilet seat. I'm now dieing laughing while she keeps trying to reaffirm herself that she was merely sitting on the toilet and not doing any business. I won't let her live this one down for a while.

Leingod · 09-30-2015, 07:52 PM

Just farted into the couch. Her cat took off like a bat out of hell and slammed into the glass sliding door.

onzedge · 09-30-2015, 07:53 PM

Leingod · 09-30-2015, 07:53 PM

Never even realized I went over 3k for my posts. Bringing back my old cobaltss.net days!

Masterbeatty · 09-30-2015, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Never even realized I went over 3k for my posts. Bringing back my old cobaltss.net days!

Post whore!

You've been here for 5 months and have an average post per day of 19ish. You have also received a new screen name of Leon. If you would put $00.50 per post you could have a turbo kit by your 1 yr anniversary.

Leingod · 09-30-2015, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

Post whore!

You've been here for 5 months and have an average post per day of 19ish. You have also received a new screen name of Leon. If you would put $00.50 per post you could have a turbo kit by your 1 yr anniversary.

That's.... That's actually a freaking really good idea!!!! And tomorrow is payday!!!

BoneZ · 09-30-2015, 09:01 PM

Oh lawd...

onzedge · 09-30-2015, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Leingod

Never even realized I went over 3k for my posts. Bringing back my old cobaltss.net days!

Rookie.

BoneZ · 09-30-2015, 09:06 PM

I'm feeling the need to buy racecar parts.

onzedge · 09-30-2015, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneZ

I'm feeling the need to buy racecar parts.

BoneZ · 09-30-2015, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

09-30-2015, 06:40 PM	#2491 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	no need for immodiumAD today. basically only ate crackers and drank lots of gatorade... i dont usually drink gatoraid..not bad, my wife went out of her way to get me this last night. i'm feeling better today. my biz trip went well. my new tool box i put together recently kickedarse. nothin' like having the exact tools to do the job right there at my finger tips. JARblue, Masterbeatty, jpkirk and 1 others like this.

09-30-2015, 07:47 PM	#2495 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	ok, ok I have to share this story. I'm at the GF's right now. We were watching a movie and she ran upstairs quick to take her contacts out. Her toilet is right in front of her sink. So a person can sit on the pot and basically hover right over the bathroom sink. She comes back downstairs and me being the idiot I am... ask for her to pull her pants down while I snap a quick photo. She does to my surprise. I take the shot quick and she pulls her pants back up. I proceed to look at the photo and notice she has imprints on her * of the toilet seat. I'm now dieing laughing while she keeps trying to reaffirm herself that she was merely sitting on the toilet and not doing any business. I won't let her live this one down for a while. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR**

09-30-2015, 07:52 PM	#2496 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Just farted into the couch. Her cat took off like a bat out of hell and slammed into the glass sliding door. jpkirk likes this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

09-30-2015, 07:53 PM	#2497 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 63 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	__________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

09-30-2015, 07:53 PM	#2498 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Never even realized I went over 3k for my posts. Bringing back my old cobaltss.net days! onzedge likes this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

09-30-2015, 09:01 PM	#2501 (permalink)
BoneZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2015 Location: Atlanta, GA Age: 52 Posts: 9,295 Drives: 2012 Silver Thang Rep Power: 2684381	Oh lawd... __________________ *“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”*-George Burns

09-30-2015, 09:06 PM	#2503 (permalink)
BoneZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2015 Location: Atlanta, GA Age: 52 Posts: 9,295 Drives: 2012 Silver Thang Rep Power: 2684381	I'm feeling the need to buy racecar parts. __________________ *“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”*-George Burns

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