Seeking Double Amputee for Halloween

insalubrious · 10-21-2009, 06:32 PM

Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume

So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn't reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (someone missing both legs - preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?

MC · 10-22-2009, 05:20 AM

wow...just wow

Moonlitebiker · 10-22-2009, 05:58 AM

I'm really not sure what to say other than this is why I avoid Camry drivers.

XwChriswX · 10-22-2009, 11:10 AM

Halloween is my favorite holiday, but thats just wrong on so many levels...

370Zsteve · 10-22-2009, 11:12 AM

insalubrious · 10-22-2009, 11:36 AM

BTW its not my post obviously I don't live in Brooklyn

Pheonix · 10-22-2009, 11:43 AM

Wow...seriously?

Caravanshaka · 10-22-2009, 12:03 PM

I can just see that guy getting drunk and falling over backwards and crushing the poor amputee...

shabarivas · 10-22-2009, 12:11 PM

LOL hahahaha some ppl are soo messed up that even they dont know it

edeeZee · 10-22-2009, 12:19 PM

I got a better suggestion. Why don't you play C3PO? Just close your eyes, I'll get a machete or katana, razor sharp, and it'll just sting for a second. Then, I'll ask you to close your eyes again, and I'll do the other side.

No need to worry, we'll apply pressure to your dismembered upper body.

BanningZ · 10-22-2009, 05:12 PM

Almost worth it for the gag effect. How about a baby? You could fold its legs in.

10-21-2009, 06:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
insalubrious Base Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Stayton Posts: 235 Drives: Future Car Rep Power: 15	Seeking Double Amputee for Halloween Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn't reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (someone missing both legs - preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this? __________________ Is that a taco pie?

10-22-2009, 05:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
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10-22-2009, 11:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
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10-22-2009, 11:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
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10-22-2009, 11:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
insalubrious Base Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Stayton Posts: 235 Drives: Future Car Rep Power: 15	BTW its not my post obviously I don't live in Brooklyn __________________ Is that a taco pie?

10-22-2009, 05:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
Moonlitebiker Base Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Orlando Posts: 48 Drives: A hard bargain Rep Power: 15	I'm really not sure what to say other than this is why I avoid Camry drivers.

10-22-2009, 11:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
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10-22-2009, 12:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
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10-22-2009, 12:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
shabarivas A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 2,188 Drives: 370z MB 6mt Rep Power: 914	LOL hahahaha some ppl are soo messed up that even they dont know it

10-22-2009, 12:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
edeeZee Track Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: s. cali, los angeles Posts: 627 Drives: 09 370z plat 6 speed Rep Power: 265	I got a better suggestion. Why don't you play C3PO? Just close your eyes, I'll get a machete or katana, razor sharp, and it'll just sting for a second. Then, I'll ask you to close your eyes again, and I'll do the other side. No need to worry, we'll apply pressure to your dismembered upper body.

10-22-2009, 05:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
BanningZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: nowhere Posts: 5,478 Drives: 06' Nismo Frontier Rep Power: 28	Almost worth it for the gag effect. How about a baby? You could fold its legs in. __________________ Become a Premium Member: Click HERE MB 06' Nismo VQ40DE

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