The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVIII

JARblue · 06-16-2015, 07:58 AM

G'Mornin' btw

Leingod · 06-16-2015, 07:59 AM

Sales: So my computer stopped working this morning
Me: Does it have power?
Sales: Yea! I hit the power button and it makes sounds!
Me: Did you power on the monitor?
Sales: That doesn't turn on automatically?
Me: Problem fixed. Closing ticket.

JARblue · 06-16-2015, 08:00 AM

A Happy Tuesday to you all

Nismo89 · 06-16-2015, 08:00 AM

Morning all... Supposed to be over 100 here in NC today.. Heat index to be around 110

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JARblue · 06-16-2015, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

Sales: So my computer stopped working this morning
Me: Does it have power?
Sales: Yea! I hit the power button and it makes sounds!
Me: Did you power on the monitor?
Sales: That doesn't turn on automatically?
Me: Problem fixed. Closing ticket.

JAR: What if it's a laptop?

onzedge · 06-16-2015, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JARblue

Did he call you?

Rep freely.

Nismo89 · 06-16-2015, 08:01 AM

Going to the Aviation Museum today... All historic aircraft are all still maintained and able to fly ( for a price that is )

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JARblue · 06-16-2015, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nismo89

Morning all... Supposed to be over 100 here in NC today.. Heat index to be around 110

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Rainy here in Texas. Probably in the 80s

onzedge · 06-16-2015, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nismo89

Morning all... Supposed to be over 100 here in NC today.. Heat index to be around 110

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Good morning. Heat =

JARblue · 06-16-2015, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge

Rep freely.

Thank you for the reminder. Reps are reset and being spread freely

... until I am cut off that is

Pintsize725 · 06-16-2015, 08:03 AM

Egg, beef sausage, and potato tacos for breakfast.

Leingod · 06-16-2015, 08:05 AM

I'm def going to be feeling like Mr. EW later. These just got dropped off on my desk by my boss since he won a hot sauce gift basket at a raffle.

JARblue · 06-16-2015, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

Sales: So my computer stopped working this morning
Me: Does it have power?
Sales: Yea! I hit the power button and it makes sounds!
Me: Did you power on the monitor?
Sales: That doesn't turn on automatically?
Me: Problem fixed. Closing ticket.

And this is why I can't do tech support ... I would never thought that this person was so stupid they couldn't figure out how to turn on a monitor these days. I guess you do it long enough, you just learn to start from the beginning with each person. But I cannot deal with stupid people too long or it will be hazardous to their health and my freedom lol

Leingod · 06-16-2015, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JARblue

JAR: What if it's a laptop?

I went through our inventory a few months ago and tagged everyone in the whole building with make/model of computer being used. Won't catch this I.T. guy off guard.

Sales: How do you get on facebook?
Me: Leet hackzorzzzzz!!!! RAWR

Nismo89 · 06-16-2015, 08:07 AM

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06-16-2015, 07:58 AM	#5011 (permalink)
JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 43 Posts: 36,449 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684440	G'Mornin' btw __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

06-16-2015, 07:59 AM	#5012 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	Sales: So my computer stopped working this morning Me: Does it have power? Sales: Yea! I hit the power button and it makes sounds! Me: Did you power on the monitor? Sales: That doesn't turn on automatically? Me: Problem fixed. Closing ticket. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

06-16-2015, 08:00 AM	#5013 (permalink)
JARblue A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Austin, TX Age: 43 Posts: 36,449 Drives: 11 Z34, 98 E36 M3 Rep Power: 2684440	A Happy Tuesday to you all __________________ 2011 370Z 6MT Sport Gun Metallic \| ARC \| CJM \| Ecutek \| FI \| Fujimura \| R2C \| SPL \| Stillen \| TWM \| Z1 \| ZSpeed \|

06-16-2015, 08:00 AM	#5014 (permalink)
Nismo89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colora, MD Age: 35 Posts: 15,831 Drives: daily Zen and woosah Rep Power: 37386	Morning all... Supposed to be over 100 here in NC today.. Heat index to be around 110 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin. Facebook i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!

06-16-2015, 08:01 AM	#5017 (permalink)
Nismo89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colora, MD Age: 35 Posts: 15,831 Drives: daily Zen and woosah Rep Power: 37386	Going to the Aviation Museum today... All historic aircraft are all still maintained and able to fly ( for a price that is ) Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk onzedge likes this. __________________ Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin. Facebook i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!

06-16-2015, 08:03 AM	#5021 (permalink)
Pintsize725 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Austin Posts: 14,196 Drives: 2016 Mazda 6 Rep Power: 211844	Egg, beef sausage, and potato tacos for breakfast. Leingod likes this. __________________ Tracie

06-16-2015, 08:05 AM	#5022 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,053 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684396	I'm def going to be feeling like Mr. EW later. These just got dropped off on my desk by my boss since he won a hot sauce gift basket at a raffle. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

06-16-2015, 08:07 AM	#5025 (permalink)
Nismo89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colora, MD Age: 35 Posts: 15,831 Drives: daily Zen and woosah Rep Power: 37386	Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk onzedge likes this. __________________ Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin. Facebook i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!

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