Hospital stimulation

Mergnthwirker · 06-22-2009, 08:25 PM

Nurse is caring for a woman who has been in a coma for a long time. She notices that when she sponge bathes the woman's genital area the woman moans and moves.

Maybe this is the way to bring her back?

She asks her husband if he will do oral sex with her patient in the hopes of reviving her. He agrees, comes to hospital. Nurse says she will go out in hall to guard door while he tries. She has been out there a few minutes when all the life support monitors start to flash and she rushes back in asking what happened.

He responds "I have no idea, all of a sudden she just started to choke".

CrownR426 · 06-22-2009, 09:21 PM

What the ****...?

Al's · 07-13-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by CrownR426

What the ****...?

loll the nurse meant oral sex as in the man would eat her out not stick his **** in the patients mouth fot a BJ.

CrownR426 · 07-13-2009, 01:41 PM

LOL!
Holy **** now I get this!
I totally misread this lmfao!

mrarroyo · 07-13-2009, 07:09 PM

I misread it too.

Santent · 07-14-2009, 01:30 AM

LOL this is retarded haha

GreenJalapeno · 07-14-2009, 02:34 AM

lol link to the story? :P

2theextreme · 07-14-2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenJalapeno

lol link to the story? :P

robin · 09-03-2009, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mergnthwirker

Nurse is caring for a woman who has been in a coma for a long time. She notices that when she sponge bathes the woman's genital area the woman moans and moves.

Maybe this is the way to bring her back?

She asks her husband if he will do oral sex with her patient in the hopes of reviving her. He agrees, comes to hospital. Nurse says she will go out in hall to guard door while he tries. She has been out there a few minutes when all the life support monitors start to flash and she rushes back in asking what happened.

He responds "I have no idea, all of a sudden she just started to choke".

great! i am thinking that its a straight talk ..now

funny !!

frost · 09-03-2009, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenJalapeno

lol link to the story? :P

rofl

sloterg · 09-04-2009, 12:55 AM

i woulda done the same thing haha

robin · 09-06-2009, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sloterg

i woulda done the same thing haha

hhahhaha great! who else here?

SgtGoldy · 09-06-2009, 09:39 PM

haha ******* gross/retarded... love it

06-22-2009, 08:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mergnthwirker Base Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Connecticut USA Posts: 243 Drives: '09 370Z PW MT6 S Rep Power: 15	Hospital stimulation Nurse is caring for a woman who has been in a coma for a long time. She notices that when she sponge bathes the woman's genital area the woman moans and moves. Maybe this is the way to bring her back? She asks her husband if he will do oral sex with her patient in the hopes of reviving her. He agrees, comes to hospital. Nurse says she will go out in hall to guard door while he tries. She has been out there a few minutes when all the life support monitors start to flash and she rushes back in asking what happened. He responds "I have no idea, all of a sudden she just started to choke".

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CrownR426 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Korea Posts: 4,676 Drives: Manual Rep Power: 847	LOL! Holy **** now I get this! I totally misread this lmfao! __________________ Love + Hardwork + Passion RIP SVTRacer

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Santent Base Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ft. Worth, TX Posts: 79 Drives: 09 Mont Blue 370z Rep Power: 15	LOL this is retarded haha __________________ Tickets are on sale for the QQ train, im in first class, where's your a$$?

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07-13-2009, 07:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
mrarroyo Base Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Heaven on Earth Posts: 211 Drives: 09 Nissan 370Z M6 Rep Power: 15	I misread it too.

07-14-2009, 02:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
GreenJalapeno Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: La Canada Flintridge Posts: 355 Drives: 10 Nissan 370Z PW M6 Rep Power: 290	lol link to the story? :P