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Mergnthwirker 06-22-2009 08:25 PM
Hospital stimulation
 
Nurse is caring for a woman who has been in a coma for a long time. She notices that when she sponge bathes the woman's genital area the woman moans and moves.

Maybe this is the way to bring her back?

She asks her husband if he will do oral sex with her patient in the hopes of reviving her. He agrees, comes to hospital. Nurse says she will go out in hall to guard door while he tries. She has been out there a few minutes when all the life support monitors start to flash and she rushes back in asking what happened.

He responds "I have no idea, all of a sudden she just started to choke".

CrownR426 06-22-2009 09:21 PM
What the ****...?
:wtf2:

Al's 07-13-2009 10:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrownR426 (Post 97362)
What the ****...?
:wtf2:

loll the nurse meant oral sex as in the man would eat her out not stick his **** in the patients mouth fot a BJ.

CrownR426 07-13-2009 01:41 PM
LOL!
Holy **** now I get this!
I totally misread this lmfao!

mrarroyo 07-13-2009 07:09 PM
I misread it too. :(

Santent 07-14-2009 01:30 AM
LOL this is retarded haha

GreenJalapeno 07-14-2009 02:34 AM
lol link to the story? :P

2theextreme 07-14-2009 12:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenJalapeno (Post 113670)
lol link to the story? :P
:icon18::iagree:

robin 09-03-2009 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mergnthwirker (Post 97302)
Nurse is caring for a woman who has been in a coma for a long time. She notices that when she sponge bathes the woman's genital area the woman moans and moves.

Maybe this is the way to bring her back?

She asks her husband if he will do oral sex with her patient in the hopes of reviving her. He agrees, comes to hospital. Nurse says she will go out in hall to guard door while he tries. She has been out there a few minutes when all the life support monitors start to flash and she rushes back in asking what happened.

He responds "I have no idea, all of a sudden she just started to choke".
great! i am thinking that its a straight talk ..now :icon18: funny !!

frost 09-03-2009 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenJalapeno (Post 113670)
lol link to the story? :P
rofl

sloterg 09-04-2009 12:55 AM
i woulda done the same thing haha

robin 09-06-2009 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sloterg (Post 185636)
i woulda done the same thing haha
hhahhaha great! who else here?

SgtGoldy 09-06-2009 09:39 PM
haha ******* gross/retarded... love it


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