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Turned down by the publisher... Children's Books that didn't make the cut 1. You are different and that's bad. 2. The boy who died from eating all his vegetables. 3.

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Old 07-16-2009, 11:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Turned down by the publisher...
Children's Books that didn't make the cut

1. You are different and that's bad.

2. The boy who died from eating all his vegetables.

3. Dad's new wife Robert

4. Fun four letter words to know and share.

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: And-I-Can-Do-It Book.

6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking.

7. Curious George* and his high-voltage fence.

8. All Cats go to Hell

9. The little Sissy who Snitched

10. Some Kittens Can Fly

11. The Pop-up Book of human Anatomy

12. Whining, Kicking and Crying can get your way

13. Pop! Goes The Hamster..And Other Great Microwave games

14. Eggs,Toilet Paper and Your School

15. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

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