Rejected Children's Books
 

Turned down by the publisher...
Children's Books that didn't make the cut

1. You are different and that's bad.

2. The boy who died from eating all his vegetables.

3. Dad's new wife Robert

4. Fun four letter words to know and share.

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: And-I-Can-Do-It Book.

6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking.

7. Curious George* and his high-voltage fence.

8. All Cats go to Hell

9. The little Sissy who Snitched

10. Some Kittens Can Fly

11. The Pop-up Book of human Anatomy

12. Whining, Kicking and Crying can get your way

13. Pop! Goes The Hamster..And Other Great Microwave games

14. Eggs,Toilet Paper and Your School

15. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

These delivered a few lawlzzzzz

The rest :ugh:

MJ and the great sleepover:wtf2:

50 Great Games to Play on the Highway.

The Children's Encyclopedia of Deadly Poisons and Unsafe Chemicals.

101 Things You Can Smoke.

The I-Spy Book of Genitalia.

3. Dad's new wife Robert

At least daddy's still the man of the house. :D

haha i Lol'd

The Can I Bus

More popular titles:


* Vidiot - The complete guide to mastering your game controller

* Harry Potter and the herpe princess

* Derailed! The true Hollywood story of Thomas the train

* It feels good, but you'll go blind!

* Sibling rivalry - How to blame your siblings for your f*ckups

:eek:

Mr Majorium's wonder Pornorium

lol

Adventures in Naughty Town
Bobby and Joey try Jesus Juice!

Authors/Co-written by
Michael Jackson and Your StepDADDY

Now with free laser pointer.

Little Trailer House on the Prairie
Is It Red? Is it Yellow? Is It Blue? An Adventure in Pills
Where The Girls Gone Wild Things Are
Charlotte’s Webcam