Rather have the girls or the cars?

dad

They both cost money.
They both break down.
They both can be hot.
They both can get you in trouble.
They both show wear and tear over time.
They both can make you mad as hell.
They both can be high maintenance.
They both can be expensive to feed.
They both can drive you crazy.
They both make you think of your dicck.
They both give you enjoyment, pleasure and excitement.
They both are missed if they are absent.
Looks like a tie to me!

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We can do without any article of luxury we have never had; but once obtained, it is not in human nature to surrender it voluntary.