2012+ Oil Cooler

Originally Posted by RicerX

Greetings, comrades.

I am seeking the most coveted of all performance upgrades for our oil-boiling sports chariots, the mystical device known to mere mortals as an "oil cooler" that shall harness the energy generated by thy 332 horses and prevent it from growing weak due to over-exertion. However, my current chariot, as you all know, features what many mere mortals refer to as a "Band-Aid". Some of my comrades confuse it with excrement of horses.

Therefore, I seek the best configuration that shall aid in removal of said wound treatment and provide the full solution to the problem and will aid me in my quest of slaying the dragon by burning its tail with the tires of my chariot until the dragon submits to my driving prowess and declares me winner of the contest.

TL;DR:
I'm going to tail of the dragon, and I have a daily-driven 2013 Z with a ******** stock oil cooler. Who provides the best oil cooler for my car, and how big of a core should I expect to require for this scenario?