Originally Posted by kannibul

I don't see it as an investment. I see it as an extension of my penis. I wouldn't throw rocks at my penis, or smash it in a door...so there ya go.

Even a house isn't an investment - it depends totally on inflation. Housing bubbles pop...same with cars of yesteryear, they sell for less than what inflation + original purchase price. A few exceptions based on rarity, but for the most part, you'll never come close to breaking even.