Originally Posted by JLarson

Cmon Frank, you can do better than that.

"Tis like a tree, in the shade of which I rest!"

"Fine except that the sway of it is causing me to tip when I run up stairs and neglect to use the hand rail"

"Verily, it reminds me of the Behemoth's tail as written in the Book of Job"

"Great except I keep passing out when I get a hard on"

Originally Posted by F.I. Inc.

Yes, they are Tony approved! Frank, when I get around to it, I may put your pipes into production. We will call them, "The FP" option.
-Tony