Originally Posted by onzedge

Only in the movies.

My ex-wife is a lesbian and we (my wife and I) get invited over to events at her place sometimes. They are usually well-attended by 30 to 40 of her lesbian friends. Let me tell you some truth. I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty wire coat hanger than see any of them engaged in their "chicks who like other chicks" behavior. Seriously, it's like an explosion of flannel, crewcuts and patchouli oil. Any one of them could probably take me in a fist fight. They are big, butch man-haters.