Originally Posted by JARblue

I like the LINUX touch

Two of my favorite bumper stickers come from George Carlin:

"I am the proud parent of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need me promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back on my car"

and

"I am the proud parent of a child who has resisted his teacher's attempts to break his spirit and bend him to the will of his corporate masters"