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Originally Posted by qbblitz A Wish To Live Forever I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the
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A divorce trial is under way, and the judge is having trouble determining who should take custody of the couple's son. So, in desperation, the judge questions the child. He asks, "Billy, would you like to go live with your mommy?" Billy replies, "No. Mommy drinks all day and hits me when I wake her up." The judge continues, "Well would you like to live with daddy?" "No," says Billy. "He beats me worse. He gets mad at me all the time." The judge finally says, "Well, with whom would you like to live, little Billy?" Billy says, "I want to live with the Dallas Cowboys. They can't beat anybody." |
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