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MarkSpencer 05-10-2011 09:28 PM

How To Get A Life
 
How To Get A Life
It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones. Here's how:
Let go of the mouse.
Turn off the computer.
Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.
Eat something other than taco chips.
Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page.
Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.
Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your ICQ list about it.
Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible). Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.
When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside.
If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound.
Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address.
Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name.
Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room.

Lemers 05-10-2011 09:31 PM

Or just buy a Z

PapoZalsa 05-10-2011 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1102387)
Or just buy a Z

and get a life! :tup:

frost 05-10-2011 09:44 PM

:koolaidwall:

Lemers 05-10-2011 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PapoZalsa (Post 1102433)
and get a life! :tup:

Andstay off the Asian porn sites :tup:

dad 05-10-2011 09:56 PM

OP, I have to say, "that was good"!

Xan 05-10-2011 10:23 PM

ICQ, CRT.... When was this written?!?

MichaelS 05-10-2011 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 1102437)
:koolaidwall:

I love this icon hahaa

Mike 05-10-2011 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1102443)
Andstay off the Asian porn sites :tup:

that really isn't part of it, you are joking, right??????:happydance:

Cmike2780 05-10-2011 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xan (Post 1102523)
ICQ, CRT.... When was this written?!?

I know what they are, but I honestly don't know or remember what any of those stand for.

Trips 05-10-2011 11:02 PM

:wtf2:

Xan 05-10-2011 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cmike2780 (Post 1102622)
I know what they are, but I honestly don't know or remember what any of those stand for.

ICQ is a homophone for I Seek You.. And CRT is Cathode Ray Tube... :tup:

TreeSemdyZee 05-11-2011 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xan (Post 1102705)
icq is a homophone for i seek you.. And crt is cathode ray tube... :tup:

lib

Lobo1114 12-25-2011 02:59 PM

Dude that was awesome. ICQ is old as f!@#.

haitech 12-26-2011 02:31 AM

:nutswinger::gtfo2:


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