How To Get A Life
 

How To Get A Life
It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones. Here's how:
Let go of the mouse.
Turn off the computer.
Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards.
Eat something other than taco chips.
Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page.
Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard.
Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your ICQ list about it.
Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible). Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness.
When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside.
If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound.
Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address.
Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name.
Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room.

Or just buy a Z

and get a life! :tup:

:koolaidwall:

Andstay off the Asian porn sites :tup:

OP, I have to say, "that was good"!

ICQ, CRT.... When was this written?!?

I love this icon hahaa

that really isn't part of it, you are joking, right??????:happydance:

I know what they are, but I honestly don't know or remember what any of those stand for.

:wtf2:

ICQ is a homophone for I Seek You.. And CRT is Cathode Ray Tube... :tup:

lib

Dude that was awesome. ICQ is old as f!@#.

:nutswinger::gtfo2:

lulz were had

i took all this advice and i still don't have a life

I took all this advice and I still don't have a Life.

why is the L capitalized? :confused:

Exactly! Sometimes pictures say things much better than a letter.

:facepalm:

yes OP you got it right Step #1 get off the internet. :roflpuke2:

Omg, ICQ!!!! i remember I had a girlfriend at the time who downloaded it for me so "we could talk over our computers!" hahaha still talk to her. blonde. nice rack. daddy issues.

easy..

Step 1. Get a Life

that is all

Google search shows that this is old. Also, the ICQ reference really dates this back to pre-2002. Ouch. (Or rather, "ut oh!")

And no reference of Facebook, Twitter, or YouTube? Double ouch.

Chat rooms? That should probably be Reddit, Imgur, or 4chan these days. :)

Cute, but geek is the new cool!