I may play some video poker or something, but I can't imagine trying to play a tournament.

ill only play the tourney if someone else is playing so i have someone to talk to during breaks...otherwise poker tourney are boring as f*ck

I'm not that good. Despite having $13.5 million in online poker, I'm not dumb enough to think that free online poker translates to real poker. :bowrofl:

lol free online poker = all in every hand and hope for the best :roflpuke2:

Those idiots are exactly how I got to almost $14 mil :roflpuke2:

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thats pretty much how a buddy of mine plays in real life though and he gets very lucky but he doesn't know when to quit so he ends up losing

virtual money ftl

Is that buddy you? :icon17:

I know :(

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hahahaha no hes the militant white guy that looks and dress like

http://furiouscinema.com/cms/wp-cont...g_lebowski.jpg

from the big lebowski...
and his house is one of my safe zones for when the zombies attack

Although, the bitches do flock to me with my fat wad of virtual money.

you can buy a lot of virtual poon with those millions :bowrofl:

Some bish started cyber-boning me one time, which I let continue until I found out she was 15.

the spoiler is always the best part :roflpuke2:

Hey WAIZZZZ, I meant to ask you - at the last meet the cop rolled up slowly checking us all out and you ended up talking to him. What did he say exactly? Did you direct him to the nearest Winchel's or Massage Parlor?