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Zoren 370 06-03-2020 07:19 PM
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New contact lenses and eye brows for the Mini as recommended by Rusty!:tup:

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Zoren 370 06-14-2020 05:55 AM
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Salesman told me this little Turd is all wheel drive and its a mini Subaru!!:gtfo2::wtf2:

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Zoren 370 06-14-2020 05:58 AM
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Ok maybe this pedals from England would add more wheelspin in the mud! :ugh2:

You better be right Asht...or I’ll brush your teeth!!


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Zingston 06-14-2020 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3941687)
Salesman told me this little Turd is all wheel drive!!:gtfo2::wtf2:

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Stupid 101


I didn't know you were up there with Rusty and his power wagon 4x4 buddies this weekend at Rausch Creek? I'm sure you had no problem pulling out of that little mud puddle. Looks like a great time! Tell Rusty I said hi.

Zoren 370 06-14-2020 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3941690)
I didn't know you were up there with Rusty and his power wagon 4x4 buddies this weekend at Rausch Creek? I'm sure you had no problem pulling out of that little mud puddle. Looks like a great time! Tell Rusty I said hi.
That old Gorilla left me alone to die in the woods!

No guts and glory for me...called the wrecker and pulled me out!

Quick $200 gone out of my azz!

Zingston 06-14-2020 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3941699)
That old Gorilla left me alone to die in the woods!

No guts and glory for me...called the wrecker and pulled me out!

Quick $200 gone out of my azz!



Well don't be quitter. :eekdance: Go back next week and try again. Perhaps you were just in the wrong gear, or you picked the wrong track line. From what I've read, that Mini should be able to handle that puddle no problem. :tup:

bhounds 06-14-2020 09:28 AM
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Bought me a new toy (Dildo) well since everything is Little in me its just befitting
to get a fun car. Always wanted one since I was 16 years old.

Didn’t like the color but its gonna be my 16 year old daughters car when school opens up next year.

For now Daddy would play with it....

First order of the mods...Madwi’s Detailing style!!....Let the Blood bath (ReD) begins!!!:tup:

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Pls help the old guy fix the pictures make it bigger even Im small!

Cooltoy where are you?
By chance did that car come from AZ ... I traded the same exact car March 30, 2020 for my first 370z. If so, that is a great car.

Zoren 370 06-14-2020 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by bhounds (Post 3941721)
By chance did that car come from AZ ... I traded the same exact car March 30, 2020 for my first 370z. If so, that is a great car.

We did the reverse...sold my 370z to get into a Mini! Lol:tup:

No apparently this Turd came from NY driven by a 18 year old female...had to clean 2 tampons under the seat! Good thing its not used! :tup:

2016 Copper S with 18K miles.

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My 2011 37OZ Sports Manual with synchro rev!

Getting senile got to slow down!:tup:

Zoren 370 06-14-2020 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3941702)
Well don't be quitter. :eekdance: Go back next week and try again. Perhaps you were just in the wrong gear, or you picked the wrong track line. From what I've read, that Mini should be able to handle that puddle no problem. :tup:
I read that as well it should float in a puddle! For some reason I didn’t believe it because the report came from NBCsn!:ugh2:

Zoren 370 06-14-2020 12:48 PM
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There you go now I need to drive barefooted like a red neck in the mud!!

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madwi 06-14-2020 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3941687)
Salesman told me this little Turd is all wheel drive and its a mini Subaru!!:gtfo2::wtf2:

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Stupid 101
Next time right foot to floor, both hands on the wheel and aim dead center for the water! Please have dash cam rolling.

Rusty 06-15-2020 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3941687)
Salesman told me this little Turd is all wheel drive and its a mini Subaru!!:gtfo2::wtf2:

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Stupid 101
What the fvck was you trying to do? What the fvck was you thinking? :confused: I'm going to repost these pictures on the Power Wagon forum. That should get a good laugh out of everyone there. I believe you are brain dead now.

We can always use you for filler in the "Frog Hole". It's a water hole that's about 10 ft deep. Jeeps have been knew to go in and never come out.

Rusty 06-15-2020 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3941699)
That old Gorilla left me alone to die in the woods!

No guts and glory for me...called the wrecker and pulled me out!

Quick $200 gone out of my azz!
I left you tied to a tree. And you chewed through the tree like a beaver. :eek: Hate to see you go coyote ugly. :eek:

cossie1600 06-16-2020 02:16 AM
Reminds me of the mini with the snow plow

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3942218)
What the fvck was you trying to do? What the fvck was you thinking? :confused: I'm going to repost these pictures on the Power Wagon forum. That should get a good laugh out of everyone there. I believe you are brain dead now.

We can always use you for filler in the "Frog Hole". It's a water hole that's about 10 ft deep. Jeeps have been knew to go in and never come out.
Sure why not...I could use a little fame or infamous celebrity status at the power wagon forum...heck can you endorse me to be a member of the group?.....tell them I was your illegitimate son! :tup:

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3942223)
I left you tied to a tree. And you chewed through the tree like a beaver. :eek: Hate to see you go coyote ugly. :eek:
Shut up I know you luv me too much !

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted by cossie1600 (Post 3942258)
Reminds me of the mini with the snow plow

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Zoren 370 06-16-2020 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3942218)
What the fvck was you trying to do? What the fvck was you thinking? :confused: I'm going to repost these pictures on the Power Wagon forum. That should get a good laugh out of everyone there. I believe you are brain dead now.

We can always use you for filler in the "Frog Hole". It's a water hole that's about 10 ft deep. Jeeps have been knew to go in and never come out.
Just make sure they dont swallow there own false teeth as they laugh at my mini!:tup:

I would hate to see you do Heimlich maneuver in each one of your friends!

Im just little concerned...

Zingston 06-16-2020 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3942274)
Just make sure they dont swallow there own false teeth as they laugh at my mini!:tup:

I would hate to see you do Heimlich maneuver in each one of your friends!

Im just little concerned...


Probably go straight to mouth to mouth regardless of how ineffective it may be. :icon14:

Zingston 06-16-2020 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3941757)
There you go now I need to drive barefooted like a red neck in the mud!!

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Maybe it's time to throw a lift kit on that mini.

UNKNOWN_370 06-16-2020 05:10 PM
Im gonna have to wait till this 2020 jcw is used. Im almost sure I'm jumping into a Z35. These cars are hot tho. Even the base car is fun. Though its slow.

cossie1600 06-16-2020 06:40 PM
BTW the mud picture reminds me of playing Snowrunner, but I would get the big trucks stuck in the mud, not a mini cooper :)

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3942302)
Maybe it's time to throw a lift kit on that mini.
Actually thats not a bad idea.

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 07:42 PM
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BTW the mud picture reminds me of playing Snowrunner, but I would get the big trucks stuck in the mud, not a mini cooper :)
Actually the minute I got home... the mini complained to his big brother on how stupid I am..bringing a knife in a gun fight!

.Like Rusty said Im brain dead from seeing too many covid19 patients!

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Rusty 06-16-2020 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3942270)
Sure why not...I could use a little fame or infamous celebrity status at the power wagon forum...heck can you endorse me to be a member of the group?.....tell them I was your illegitimate son! :tup:
First, you will have to go through the Frog Hole. I've been through it. Why do you think I have a snorkel on my truck.

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by UNKNOWN_370 (Post 3942399)
Im gonna have to wait till this 2020 jcw is used. Im almost sure I'm jumping into a Z35. These cars are hot tho. Even the base car is fun. Though its slow.
Well of the line they are very quick as the turbo kicks upon demand no turbo lag.
That I give to BMW doing a good job!

Buy yes thats about all it can do...any Honda Civic would toast me after they catch up with me...

Fun? .....This is second fun car from my 370Z!

Rusty 06-16-2020 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3942415)
Actually the minute I got home... the mini complained to his big brother on how stupid I am..bringing a knife in a gun fight!

.Like Rusty said Im brain dead from seeing too many covid19 patients!

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Your truck wouldn't last long with us. :rofl2:

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 07:52 PM
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First, you will have to go through the Frog Hole. I've been through it. Why do you think I have a snorkel on my truck.
Oh chit!!!

Can I put a rafters float’s instead around my mini so it would float the frog hole?

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3942418)
Your truck wouldn't last long with us. :rofl2:
Yeah I know my Tundra is for guys with serous issues in the brain ...big tires and lifted suspension but drives on pave roads.

Zoren :gtfo2:

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3942416)
First, you will have to go through the Frog Hole. I've been through it. Why do you think I have a snorkel on my truck.
Dude Did the sign say the frog devoured trannies? ???

Dude Zingston and Betty would be in a lot trouble passing that frog hole!!’

Rusty 06-16-2020 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3942420)
Oh chit!!!

Can I put a rafters float’s instead around my mini so it would float the frog hole?
You mean floaties.

Rusty 06-16-2020 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3942422)
Yeah I know my Tundra is for guys with serous issues in the brain ...big tires and lifted suspension but drives on pave roads.

Zoren :gtfo2:
We call that a "Mall Crawler".

Zingston 06-16-2020 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3942424)
Dude Did the sign say the frog devoured trannies? ???

Dude Zingston and Betty would be in a lot trouble passing that frog hole!!’



Im not going near that shyt!

Rusty 06-16-2020 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3942424)
Dude Did the sign say the frog devoured trannies? ???

Dude Zingston and Betty would be in a lot trouble passing that frog hole!!’
Yes it did. It eat everything.

cossie1600 06-16-2020 08:52 PM
I thought off-roading is only for video game, people actually drive their trucks through that stuff? All the lifted trucks I see are cleaner than my car

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3942431)
We call that a "Mall Crawler".
Actually thats is very true...I saw one interview of an American journalist to a Japanese Tundra engineer...most complaints of American buyers of the Tundra is the poor gas mileage consumption.

The Japanese Engineer of the Tundra said: Well the problem with you Americans you buy the Tundra to haul your groceries!!

That journalists got owned!!! :tup:

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 09:21 PM
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You mean floaties.
Yeah the inflatable latex?!

Zoren 370 06-16-2020 09:25 PM
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I thought off-roading is only for video game, people actually drive their trucks through that stuff? All the lifted trucks I see are cleaner than my car
Saw a sticker Posted on a truck.

” A Clean Truck is a sign of a sick mind”

FL 4Motion 07-15-2020 06:31 PM
Zoren, just get a set of super swampers, tall and skinny and take a cutoff wheel to the mini’s body, add some aluminum skids for the engine and tranny and you’ll be set. :tup:

It’ll out perform your tundra at that point. :happydance:

Zoren 370 07-16-2020 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 3948363)
Zoren, just get a set of super swampers, tall and skinny and take a cutoff wheel to the mini’s body, add some aluminum skids for the engine and tranny and you’ll be set. :tup:

It’ll out perform your tundra at that point. :happydance:
I think it would be best if someone could place a brain inside Zorens head!

That would be awesome! Lol


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