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I can't believe no one has mention the I have three dots left, oh no I'm out frickin gas magic trick!

Washing the car will cause more damage then leaving it dirty.

You're not driving the Z right. Your right foot needs some weight to it. Some can make it happen at 7/8 full tank. Unless you have phunk's magic cure. $$ Then you can drive it to empty. :D

For a second I thought it was a serious thread

Carry on just don't hit each other in the eye with a rubber band

This thread is dumb. I genuinely thought there were some cool secret features but I guess not. The Benz forums had a thread like this except that there were actual secret features. GAY

Well I tried but the people spoke and made it go another way. I'm not upset at all, it's funny. Let loose and don't be so uptight or gtfo.

:tiphat: OP is a-ok :tup:

The thread is hilarious XD,

Also our cars don't have that many "secret" features..

Only thing I ever found out was holding down the "unlock" button on our FOB will put down all windows (on any nissan car) in recent years

I tried to make funnies but couldn't get it right.. :owned: myself :icon14: LMAO!!

Prepare for the lawsuit bud. Totally stole my first post. Jeeeez. Such a stupid thread :X

Someone ate their Wheaties today.:wtf2:

For the record, I do not consume mind-altering substance of any kind. I also do not consume alcohol. I derail threads without chemical help.

More power to you! I can do it sky high or sober.

That is why this forum is great compared to other car forums people here are fun and good-looking/beautiful people. If your square :gtfo2:
Go to any Z gatherings such as the ZdayZ and you would understand and love the Z community.

Ok the Z has a secret # selfie mode! Pick your nose with your left finger then press the start button with your right finger and strike a selfie pose looking at the rear view mirror then the rear camera will take your picture! Enjoy!