This thread is dumb. I genuinely thought there were some cool secret features but I guess not. The Benz forums had a thread like this except that there were actual secret features. GAY

Well I tried but the people spoke and made it go another way. I'm not upset at all, it's funny. Let loose and don't be so uptight or gtfo.

:tiphat: OP is a-ok :tup:

The thread is hilarious XD,

Also our cars don't have that many "secret" features..

Only thing I ever found out was holding down the "unlock" button on our FOB will put down all windows (on any nissan car) in recent years

I tried to make funnies but couldn't get it right.. :owned: myself :icon14: LMAO!!

Prepare for the lawsuit bud. Totally stole my first post. Jeeeez. Such a stupid thread :X

Someone ate their Wheaties today.:wtf2:

For the record, I do not consume mind-altering substance of any kind. I also do not consume alcohol. I derail threads without chemical help.

More power to you! I can do it sky high or sober.

That is why this forum is great compared to other car forums people here are fun and good-looking/beautiful people. If your square :gtfo2:
Go to any Z gatherings such as the ZdayZ and you would understand and love the Z community.

Ok the Z has a secret # selfie mode! Pick your nose with your left finger then press the start button with your right finger and strike a selfie pose looking at the rear view mirror then the rear camera will take your picture! Enjoy!

Def one of the better forums ive been on. Some of the 4x4 forums I'm on are so boring. Everyone is super political and offended.

LMFAO....that sound u hear is the A/C freon equalizing its pressure going from the condenser to the evaporator, by squeezing it self through the capillary tube which creates that sound.

This is why i donate $20 each year to this site, $ well spent.:tup:

Amen brother. I did it as soon as I bought the Z.

I am disappointed in myself for spending the last 10 minutes reading this thread. I kept hoping for more, but it never came.

But I did!

Ohh then what where u hoping for? Something like a secret in PlayStation 4's Destiny game?

In that case ill let u in on a little secret, if u didnt know that this car is just a bunch of sheet metal grade ~22 glued together?

Yeah u think about that next time u drive this car from now on.:icon23:

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My favorite posters have come apparent more recently. LoL. I feel so at home

Believe that should be the orifice. ;)

I love this thread! I had high expectations and the let down made it more fun.

Unknown features I want to add:

You drive your Z like a bat out of hell and it starts to pee black silicone all over your differential and make you upgrade to whiteline or spl. The pee marks make quite a remarkable pattern.

Our Z's came with a free two pound paperweight. It is located in your hatch. Ask DEpointfive0.

There's an unknown feature you are just about to hit each time you change lanes because of our nice side view mirrors.

My female Doberman Pinscher "Princess Diane of Sunnyvale, California" enjoys
riding in the front seat of my Nismo....She always wears her seat belt.....

When ever I play the AC / DC song "Highway to Hell" we both smile.....

-Clifford :tup:

Orifice. :p lol

Ok here's another "secret":

If you have the OEM backup camera, when you press Settings button while in reverse gear you can play with the reverse Camera settings such as Brightness, Contrast, Colour, Tint, etc to improve the vision.

That's what she said. :eek:

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ouch..

He's been assimilated

I've always felt this was neat.

Except mine doesn't actually work until I'm about 25ft from the car. Almost never enough time to get both windows down. And they go down at different rates/detections.


It should be said that the compartment behind the passenger seat with the secret car manual should be considered a secret, since many sales people can't find the manual when you buy one. :)

Trying in 8 minutes

Awww, that's what bb guns are for.

And besides, there was at least one somewhere on page 1.

From what I understand the NISMO will actually post the image to the forum in the NSFW section. But you have to press and hold both left/right mirror adjust button for 5 seconds.

dude...

that was way too technical.:stirthepot:

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I think we must have grown up in different towns together.

One more post

Ahhhhhh

2k

Has anybody found the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang button?

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On the CCBB button theme

If you press it once, toot sweet plays, twice POSH plays, three times and a red bull you'll have wings.