Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2932614)

I am here to help. :tiphat:

Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 2932618)

:tup: :tiphat: you're awesome that way :icon17:

Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 2932603)

TAFFYAPPLE?!

:icon17:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2932606)

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 2932627)

:rofl2: :tup:

Originally Posted by RonRizz (Post 2932624)

Maybe she was creeped out by the perv sneaking cell phone pics of her. Just a thought.:ugh2:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2932606)

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 2932643)

thanks Mr.onzedge..

now i know why i got starred but no flirt most of the time...

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2932606)

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2932606)

It is obvious that she desired you and in a more-then-brotherly-Z-owner way. She would have preferred to lust after you from afar, maybe capturing your face and body in her memory that she could conjure later whilst pleasuring herself as her husband sleeps off the 7 Manhattans he drank after dinner. She would have been content with that, but you ruined it.

When you approached her, cognitive dissonance washed over her being and she saw you not as the fantasy boy-toy she could keep tucked away in her memories, but as a real person. Her subconscious took over and, against her will, kicked in her defense mechanisms of stoicism and aloofness. This image of you and what she could do to and with you became sudden and harsh reality and she could not handle it so she shut down.

This happens to me almost daily.

Of course, maybe she is just a b!tch. There's always that.

Originally Posted by P's_Z (Post 2932687)

Best post eva :roflpuke2:

You could write the next installment of 50 shades of grey or anyother sexxxy novel :roflpuke2:

Originally Posted by confucius (Post 2932700)

Made the night! :bowrofl:

Originally Posted by Masterbeatty (Post 2932738)

Back in NORCAL where I grew up my friends grandmother around the corner drove a bright red 300zx vert. Let's say he never heard the end of it about how smokin his GILF was driving that beauty around. I'm pretty sure she was well into her 50's but mmmmmm..mmmmm. This was also like circa 1999 ish.