Dumb question number 5

ProfessorDave · 08-13-2014, 11:52 AM

I'm fairly certain my personal dumb question count exceeded 5 the first day I began to form full sentences. Being a late bloomer, this did not occur until I was in my 30's. I recall a few of the first few dumb questions...

What color is red?
Why is that woman angry with me?
What's the difference between a duck?
Since I apologized to that woman, why is she even angrier with me now?
Is this scotch or bourbon?

Happy to contribute meaningfully to the thread!

grandpawmoses · 08-13-2014, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ProfessorDave

I'm fairly certain my personal dumb question count exceeded 5 the first day I began to form full sentences. Being a late bloomer, this did not occur until I was in my 30's. I recall a few of the first few dumb questions...

What color is red? (violet minus blue)
Why is that woman angry with me? (you called her a bitch?)
What's the difference between a duck? (about $20)
Since I apologized to that woman, why is she even angrier with me now? (she was your momma)
Is this scotch or bourbon? (neither, it's Kool-Aid and you drank it)

Happy to contribute meaningfully to the thread!

Anything to help out

jpkirk · 08-13-2014, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ProfessorDave

I'm fairly certain my personal dumb question count exceeded 9 the first day I began to form full sentences. Being a late bloomer, this did not occur until I was in my 30's. I recall a few of the first few dumb questions...

1. What color is red?
3. Why is that woman angry with me?
5. What's the difference between a duck?
7. Since I apologized to that woman, why is she even angrier with me now?
9. Is this scotch or bourbon?

Happy to contribute meaningfully to the thread!

So actually, in this universe it would be 9 questions. Your post has been fixed to meet the requirment that only odd numbers may be used.

All ya'all gettin' tired of this yet?

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