sorry no offense, I was trying to give a quick description right after it happened and didn't mean anything against any particular age group.

not that that's old or anything...

Yeah, I remember at that age I thought I knew everything.

Quiet often I get these two

1. Thats only a v4 right?! (at a gas station as I'm pumping 93 octane)

2. How fast have you gotten in it?!

And occasionally the good head nod and thumbs up:tup:

assuming your location is a zip code you wouldn't happen to be in the Aurora/Naperville area of illinois would you?

at a red light once had a newer toyota camry pull up next to me with 2 kids in the back...

Kid: how many seats does that car have?
Me: it's a 2 seater
Kid: (in snooty voice) well our car has 5 seats
Me: that's ok, having 2 seats just gives me more room to store dead hookers in the back
Kid: (looks on in terror and disbelief as i roll away)

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:rofl2::rofl2::roflpuke2::bowrofl:

your response should have been....

"no. are you married? because i would look good inside of you."

:tiphat:

I don't know how y"all are getting that many dead hookers in the back.
After three, I can't get the hatched closed no matter what I try.
Tell me you're not putting them up front with you.
Cause ain't no dead hooker riding shot-gun in the MadMan's ride.
Unless of course, I just really, really need to use the HOV lane.

I live in Vegas where everyone is either drunk, an a$$hole or some combination of the two so I generally just keep my blacked out windows UP.

I did forget about this rule one evening a few weeks back... As I'm sitting at a light with my window halfway down this old (kind of redneck-y) guy pulls up in a mid-90s Accord done to the nines in Fast and Furious part 1 style (Crazy Wings West body kit, shaved everything, janky fender flares, weird graphics, chrome wheels with tiiiiiiiiiny little sidewalls making for wheels that look way too small). He looked so out of place in it that my first thought was that he was driving his kid's car around or something. His question? "How much horsepower do you think that exhaust added to your car? 50-60? I'll bet that thing has about 500 horses under the hood eh?" Mind you- bone stock car, stock exhaust.

I said, "Nope, it came with 500 from the factory. Now with the exhaust I'm pushing more like 750....... To the wheels."

The look on his face was like :eek2:

:worship:

And I was like :roflpuke2: :tiphat: :driving:

Oh heck. No offense taken. I only get upset if someone tries to take away my food. :b

Best response eeeveeeer :roflpuke2:

nah, after three i would start dismembering them and using those handy dandy compartments behind the seats...maybe a few body pieces on the outside of the car if it's around halloween cause really, who's gonna know? ;)

I bought an old car at a county sheriffs abandoned/confiscated property auction back in 1964 & later found a skeleton hand in the trunk.

:eek:

Tell us more about that.....

Creepy!:eekdance:

If you pop that security shade thingy you can get another in. :ugh2:

:eek: :icon14: yer yankin our chain right? :eek: :icon14:

BULLLLLLSHIT you said that, lol

That's something I'd say!

Since you are in NOVA, you should come out to a MAZOC meet. Some fairly reasonable folk in the group. They meet in Fairfax and Columbia on alternating Saturday mornings. Checkout this thread...

http://www.the370z.com/mazoc/67540-n...lumbia-md.html

you need this to help you:

http://www.roadtripluggage.com/media...925bcba6_m.JPG


then you know where to put their legs and where to put their boobs... :icon18::icon18:

I get the most comments from valet parking guys... I remember one in Sacramento thanked me for getting to drive it. Which scared me.

I also had one in San Fran start rattling off all the specs of it to me. I would have talked to him but had to run in an pee.

I get the "is it fast" question all the time everywhere. I say "it's ok".

People at Wal-Mart always seem to piss me off for some reason, so chances are my response would have been "Does it look like a motorcycle to you, Genius?"

No, true. I was in high school at the time & showed it to my biology teacher. He guessed that it was very old by its color. He wanted it for his classes so I let him keep it.

Hmm...

At gas station, this lady: "Cute car. Drive it pretty fast?"

At drive thru, guy working the window: "Damn that's a badass car! Saw you drive into the parking lot. Is that the track model!" Actually it's the base lol.

and plenty others. I'm not terribly phased by compliments to my car, to be honest. But the nicest I think was this older dude that pulled up at a red light.

"Nice car. What's your mpg?" I told him. He says, "I used to get so little. And on a trip! I used to have a 240. They're beautiful cars."

Cool dude.

That would be ... wow.

At a red light I once had a cool guy towing a tiny proportionally matched trailer behind his S2000! So cool, so we talked for a minute, he made the trailer and the mount to carry his riding mower. I respect anyone that's that good with their hands. The trailer was awesome, the guy was super nice. AND, his S2000 was really lookin good too.

:nutswinger:

we want to hear mean stories... :mad:


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Haha!! Good/Bad stories, they're all interesting/funny to read for me!