The only time anyone actually said something was a DUDE in a ford fusion some awd variant rolled down his window and said "me gonna win cause me so horny".

He lost badly and turned off road when i slowed to hear what he had to say...

These are all super funny/awesome!!

Keep 'em comin!

I swear to god, just got home from work an one of my drunk college kid neighbors on a unicycle rolled up a says " hey so that's ur car, me an my roommate were wondering if we could fit our heads In ur exhaust lol."
he asked me if I wanted to ride the unicycle? so I tried but no go...

You sure they weren't just hitting on you? That could have all just been inuendo. :ugh2:

haha yeah it could have been but I think he was just drunk and stupid considering it was midnight on a Monday and he was riding a unicycle with no shirt on....wait.. that dose sound gay

You should of said if you can fit your head in the exhaust I would let you drive it. Then post the video up here of them being ra-tards!

her: hey! is it fast? (from the bus stop)
me: yes
her: how fast
me: really fast
her: how fast is really fast
me: freaken jimmy john fast! (light turns green and drove off normally)

and no .. she was not pretty at all.

you: freaken guys running away from ugly girls fast. :ugh:

Haha, I grew up in Waxhaw (my parents are still there). What's better is that every big truck driven by a 23 year old guy tries to drag race me at stoplights. I drive normally.

Happens a lot!

being considerate by keeping quiet is an option to consider if you are unattractive i guess.. :ugh: no need to put one's ugly self out there to be noticed...:ugh2:

i usually let honda boys and whoever else rev at me and say whatever they want....

then i let my straight piped VQ do the talking. :tiphat:

^^

he goes brr brr

then i go brrrr brrrr!

then he goes bbbbrrrr! pop

then i go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

^^ idk why but that made me laugh lol

this is my response at red lights...

Going 1/2 was cross country to Mississippi I got a butt load of, "it that thing fast?" "Ain't that a 370? (as they stand there looking at the back of my car).

Once at the McD, the drive through girl walked out with me (no I did not invite her to come or follow me. She just was me walk in from my car) to take a look at my car. The girl says out loud as i get inside my car, "yeah, that's my baby, 370z.... umm what? NISMO? OHH DAMN!!!! what is that?? I then drive off munching my nuggets and bbq sauce.

Out of all the cars I've owned it's just insane how much attention the Z gets.

Especially in a place like Minnesota where you don't see that many of them

I forgot that I have had fast food ppl come out and check it out!

One guy was like, "The drive through window guy said you have a sweet car, so I had to come check it out."

Then, another time I went inside and the chick gave me attitude when giving me my receipt: "Here's your receipt for you and your fancy car." I wasn't sure if I should be upset, or pleasantly surprised that she was checking out my car (drive through guy probably made a big deal about it and she was annoyed :icon17: ).



Ugh, it's always chubby dudes that like this thing. Pretty sure I was lied to when I bought this "panty dropper". :stirthepot:

It must be AZ, Boobz. I've only had a handful of drive-thru people comment, but they are mostly cute girls :tup:

Statutory, too :ugh2:

I resemble that remark. Can I sit in your car? Can I ride in it? huh? huh?

PLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAASE!! :excited: :excited: :excited:

you mean you want to sit ON the car... :ugh:

On...in... you know!

:yum:

:icon17: i was imagining some fat guy sitting on the roof.

In a lotus position, diaper only. Buddha on the roof. Would be like a gargoyle hood ornament.

:icon17:

:icon17:
Rednek N lift3d '03ish F0rD 2-Fiddy DieZel: U think that Four-N POS can beat my truck?
Me: Huh!? Maybe....;)
Rednek: *Starts Roll'n COAL... [yes he has a stall...] :eek:
Lite turns GREEN...
O! further story is pr0hibit3d...:thumbsdown:

I've got two:

1.) Had just traded out my silver Altima Coupe and was driving my silver Z. It was one of my neighbors. He asked when I painted my brakes red?

2.) For some reason guys at drive-through windows say "wow, nice car. I bet you wish that it was a convertible huh? :icon14:

My favorite so far was at a drive-thru bank teller. Teller I've dealt with for years complimented me on my new Z coupe, then she asked, "Does the top come off?"

I told her, "Not on purpose." She was still laughing hysterically when I drove off.

my response would have been "it will if yours does first."

:icon18: that funny

even if grandma? :icon08:

well then i'd have to tell her to remover her belt as well then......but sure :yum:

GILF's FTW

just happened, 50ish year old guy:
"hey man is that a v8"

me "no v6"

then as I pass him later down the road his mom I assume who was about 80 gave me a waving thumbs up haha

my biggest redlight or stop somewhere pet peeve is......

idiots telling me to spin tire.

my tires cost more than their car in most cases.

Maybe they thought it was your mom's car?

Back in '04 after purchasing my first Z, some old man asked me what kind of Chevy 350 I was driving. I just told him what it was and he looked confused.

Pulled up to a red light with my windows down, 2 girls pull next to me. One girl says, "are you married?, cause you look good in that car!!!!"

Best Red Light Questions
 

Not at a red light, but in a Rally's drive-through. Two eleven or twelve year-old kids, "Your car's cool" which I love because I remember how much I loved cars at that age.
Then their mother (working the window) says, "They tell me your car is cool."
Grrrr. Gimme my ma damn fries wench.

Yeah. Us "fiftiesh" guys ain't too bright.

At the red light, a guy and his gf pulled up in a modded honda prelude, stereo blasting.

Honda: nice Z man.
Me: thanks, it's my baby.
Honda: it's gotta be stick shift.
Me: nah, its auto.
Honda: oh man, that sucks!!
Me: its not bad.
While its about to change to green, he starts reving his engine and girlfriend starts laughing. ..im guessing exhaust n other stuff on him . Light turns green....he goes, but Z is too much for him. Gets behind me and turns on side street.