Thank you for this, I haven't laughed this hard in a while! Hope the OP recovers and I seriously wish him the best of luck.

Holy **** how is this not locked and OP banned for Douchebaggery yet? I was for sure under the impression Trip would get that hammer of justice ready. He's always itching to use it... (lol)

lol how about ban all the douches who like to humiliate people? How about quit being a douche and then see who is the douche, douche?

Your command of the English language is awe inspiring. :tiphat:

I can't believe I read through 8 pages of douchebaggery. IBTL

I will take that as a compliment. :stirthepot:

lol! Alright... Guys I think we hurt his feelings. On behalf of all the "poor" people who don't have a nismo Were Sorry.

you dont even have a 370Z, do you? :gtfo2: :rofl2:

There are things I should not have said. I will take it back but you guys totally should not have tried to humiliate your fellow members.

Alright. To be honest dude, I never meant to humiliate anyone. I think some people were just not expecting that type of post. Long story short: Sorry if I made you feel that way at all.

I think everyone was teasing and maybe took it too far, which caused you and everyone else to get defensive. Kinda a snowball effect :shakes head:

Again, sorry from the Z community. Lets start over :tup:


Hi my name is SgtGoldy and I do not own a Z... (f*ck you kenchan... :roflpuke2:)

I think he referred to where he lives...but obviously a little late now!

Regardless, if you enjoy the sound of your vacuum cleaner, you're right mods aren't worth it.

:icon18: f-king loser! ;)

I have a Dyson. Neither I nor the dog enjoy the way it sounds.
What Mods do you suggest?

Its been a while since we've had a gem like this thread. Thank you for delivering OP!

dyson needs to change their slogan to 'never lose suction sound.'


cause the thing does lose suction... :shakes head: