Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Davey]

I don't really see the problem with taking up two spaces if you're taking up two spaces way the hell across the parking lot anyway.

I do it every day.

If I could trust people to not be ******** and ding my doors, I wouldn't do it, but I can't. I do trust that people are too cowardly to do anything to a double-parked car in broad daylight at the place that employs them the vast majority of the time... Especially considering it's not like they can't park 30 yards closer in any of the 50 available spaces on the same row.