Official Crappy Parkers Thread

Ghostvette · 05-15-2014, 03:16 PM

Girl friend and I went to Freddy's to get something to eat a couple of nights ago. Parked in front of the restaurant, all empty spaces, no one near me. Came out to a Cadillac parked so close I could barely open the driver's side door. Really?!?!

What kind of douche canoe does that ****? He had 2 flat tires when I left.

cooltoy · 05-15-2014, 03:26 PM

I learned a new term.

Drex · 05-15-2014, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

The street is probably 20' below and more than 100' away from the nearest entrance to their building. I guess someone smart enough to attempt to drive a UHaul up that driveway is smart enough to think that way.

TBH, I never saw whether they actually unloaded anything...

is it possible they couldn't pull any further up the driveway without scraping the back bumper on the road, and possibly causing damage to the road or bumper?

either way

370zproject · 05-17-2014, 02:47 PM

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20140517_141759.jpg the bike next to me has not moved in over 3 months so I park close to it as to avoid door dings at my busy apartment complex and I come out to find that...

CMadison · 05-21-2014, 01:37 PM

I intentionally parked next to the dumpster to avoid other vehicles. When I came back, this is what I found. This busted pickup thought it was back at the farm.

JARblue · 05-21-2014, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Drex

is it possible they couldn't pull any further up the driveway without scraping the back bumper on the road, and possibly causing damage to the road or bumper?

either way

Nope! I'm pretty sure that was as far as they could pull into the driveway. The back bumper had already scraped >24" of pavement when this photo was taken. They were completely stuck and damage to the road and bumper had already been done.

I would never have attempted to pull that truck into a driveway that steep. This guy attempted it and then didn't give up until he got stuck.

Fuzzzy · 05-21-2014, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Nope! I'm pretty sure that was as far as they could pull into the driveway. The back bumper had already scraped >24" of pavement when this photo was taken. They were completely stuck and damage to the road and bumper had already been done.

I would never have attempted to pull that truck into a driveway that steep. This guy attempted it and then didn't give up until he got stuck.

That being the case, unlike most of the others pictured itt, he probably learned quite a good lesson solely due to the natural consequences of his actions.

I may be a bit of a sadist, but I love when that happens

JARblue · 05-21-2014, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Fuzzzy

That being the case, unlike most of the others pictured itt, he probably learned quite a good lesson solely due to the natural consequences of his actions.

I may be a bit of a sadist, but I love when that happens

I sure hope so...

There's nothing wrong with watching it burn

370in29 · 05-22-2014, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CMadison

I intentionally parked next to the dumpster to avoid other vehicles. When I came back, this is what I found. This busted pickup thought it was back at the farm.

Is that a Bud Light can next to the truck's driver door? That might splain a little bit.

axmea? · 05-29-2014, 01:15 AM

This was at a hotel right by the OG Disney. The stalls make everyone a crappy parker.

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Amj2020 · 05-29-2014, 08:06 AM

If you sit very still, early morning, coffee in hand, sun to your back... you just may capture the elusive crappy parker in their natural habitat!

Hulk Hogan looks terrible these days...

JARblue · 05-29-2014, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Amj2020

If you sit very still, early morning, coffee in hand, sun to your back... you just may capture the elusive crappy parker in their natural habitat!

Is that a mullet or just long hair?

Amj2020 · 05-29-2014, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Is that a mullet or just long hair?

I think its Both...

Luciano13 · 05-29-2014, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Is that a mullet or just long hair?

Is that not a woman

It looks like breasts are there

Amj2020 · 05-29-2014, 08:19 AM

It kind of looks like Gene Hackman in a wig...Now that I think about it.

05-15-2014, 03:16 PM	#4231 (permalink)
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05-29-2014, 01:15 AM	#4240 (permalink)
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05-29-2014, 08:19 AM	#4245 (permalink)
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