Official Crappy Parkers Thread

NissanGuy23 · 06-28-2012, 04:06 PM

We have a winner

onzedge · 06-28-2012, 04:15 PM

keb370z · 06-28-2012, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NissanGuy23

We have a winner

I can't see anything. I'm blinded by the super sexiness of that Z in the background.

Face · 06-28-2012, 10:25 PM

Ferrari, West Chester... Anyone else thinking JACKASS?

onzedge · 06-28-2012, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keb370z

I can't see anything. I'm blinded by the super sexiness of that Z in the background.

b1adesofcha0s · 06-29-2012, 07:43 AM

I'd give the Ferrari some leeway on that one.

speedfreek · 06-29-2012, 08:23 AM

I hope a bird roosting on the lamp above his car leaves him some presents inside

NeoSHNIK · 06-29-2012, 08:38 AM

I'd never double park... that's like asking someone to key your car...

JARblue · 06-29-2012, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedfreek

I hope a bird roosting on the lamp above his car leaves him some presents inside

I hate parking under trees for that very reason, but I never really considered that it could be much worse for a convertible.

Here's a bombing my Accord took in a matter of 90 minutes a few years ago. We were going to happy hour downtown and there just happened to be prime parking within a block of the bar.

Note: photo was actually taken at a different location later in the evening.

b1adesofcha0s · 06-29-2012, 09:34 AM

Holy crap! What the hell did you park under? I parked underneath a power line at work once and got hit pretty bad, but even that was nothing compared to this

Amj2020 · 06-29-2012, 09:41 AM

Hey look on the bright side at least that is just birdpoo. When I bought my new maxima I pulled into my spot at home and the electrical transistor above the spot exploded on cue as I pulled in spraying molten lead all over the car cracking every piece of glass on the car including the panoramic roof. So my new car with 400 miles had every piece of glass and plastic trim replaced as it was cracked and ruined/pitted with molten metal. Ironically the paint was unaffected by the raining molten metal! go figure. On a side note HOLY BIRD S++T batman

b1adesofcha0s · 06-29-2012, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amj2020

Hey look on the bright side at least that is just birdpoo. When I bought my new maxima I pulled into my spot at home and the electrical transistor above the spot exploded on cue as I pulled in spraying molten lead all over the car cracking every piece of glass on the car including the panoramic roof. So my new car with 400 miles had every piece of glass and plastic trim replaced as it was cracked and ruined/pitted with molten metal. Ironically the paint was unaffected by the raining molten metal! go figure. On a side note HOLY BIRD S++T batman

Wow that sucks! When I bought my new maxima, it got totaled in like 4 months

JARblue · 06-29-2012, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

Holy crap! What the hell did you park under? I parked underneath a power line at work once and got hit pretty bad, but even that was nothing compared to this

It was a metered spot on 5th Street with maybe 3-4 trees overhanging. There were probably hundreds of birds in the trees, and just one look at the ground in and around the parking space would tell you you're not safe. But we were running late and I said f#$% it. After the bar, we went to dinner (which is where I took the photo), and then I stopped at a nearby self car wash to clean her up a bit (knowing about the car wash was one reason I decided to park there).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amj2020

Hey look on the bright side at least that is just birdpoo. When I bought my new maxima I pulled into my spot at home and the electrical transistor above the spot exploded on cue as I pulled in spraying molten lead all over the car cracking every piece of glass on the car including the panoramic roof. So my new car with 400 miles had every piece of glass and plastic trim replaced as it was cracked and ruined/pitted with molten metal. Ironically the paint was unaffected by the raining molten metal! go figure. On a side note HOLY BIRD S++T batman

HOLY MOLTEN METAL, BATMAN!! That's just insane.

keb370z · 06-29-2012, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amj2020

Hey look on the bright side at least that is just birdpoo. When I bought my new maxima I pulled into my spot at home and the electrical transistor above the spot exploded on cue as I pulled in spraying molten lead all over the car cracking every piece of glass on the car including the panoramic roof. So my new car with 400 miles had every piece of glass and plastic trim replaced as it was cracked and ruined/pitted with molten metal. Ironically the paint was unaffected by the raining molten metal! go figure. On a side note HOLY BIRD S++T batman

No one can top that. /thread

Red__Zed · 07-03-2012, 09:30 AM

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b1adesofcha0s A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: MD Posts: 40,963 Drives: HypeTrain Choo Choo! Rep Power: 141	Holy crap! What the hell did you park under? I parked underneath a power line at work once and got hit pretty bad, but even that was nothing compared to this __________________ Project: b1adeZmobile (2009 370Z) \| Uprev Tune by AAM Competition \| Berk Exhaust Project: b1adeZmobile 2.0 (2014 C7 Z51) \| Corsa Xtreme Exhaust Last edited by b1adesofcha0s; 06-29-2012 at 09:37 AM.

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06-28-2012, 04:06 PM	#2311 (permalink)
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06-28-2012, 10:25 PM	#2314 (permalink)
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06-29-2012, 08:23 AM	#2317 (permalink)
speedfreek A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Huntsville,AL Posts: 1,724 Drives: '12 370Z PW 6sp Rep Power: 18	I hope a bird roosting on the lamp above his car leaves him some presents inside

06-29-2012, 08:38 AM	#2318 (permalink)
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06-29-2012, 09:41 AM	#2321 (permalink)
Amj2020 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: NY/LI Posts: 393 Drives: MB Z,Jeep,BMW Rep Power: 13	Hey look on the bright side at least that is just birdpoo. When I bought my new maxima I pulled into my spot at home and the electrical transistor above the spot exploded on cue as I pulled in spraying molten lead all over the car cracking every piece of glass on the car including the panoramic roof. So my new car with 400 miles had every piece of glass and plastic trim replaced as it was cracked and ruined/pitted with molten metal. Ironically the paint was unaffected by the raining molten metal! go figure. On a side note HOLY BIRD S++T batman

07-03-2012, 09:30 AM	#2325 (permalink)
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