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fonzo179 08-15-2013 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by NismoZ70 (Post 2447260)
Whoever doesn't make it into the garage has to park on the street and that can be a little scary.

Please God, please. Don't make me do this...ever. I'll even start going to church again.

:eekdance::eekdance::eekdance: (Imagining Hellish scene with MASSIVE sideswipe scar, missing sideview mirror, and no note left behind, just tire marks on the road)

cooltoy 08-15-2013 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by NismoZ70 (Post 2447260)
Parking is very limited and last night when I took this there were only a couple spots remaining when I took the picture. Whoever doesn't make it into the garage has to park on the street and that can be a little scary.

Sorry. I thought you were referring to the LunaZ picture. Some pictures are blocked at work, so I have not seen yours yet.

NismoZ70 08-15-2013 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by fonzo179 (Post 2447272)
Please God, please. Don't make me do this...ever. I'll even start going to church again.

:eekdance::eekdance::eekdance: (Imagining Hellish scene with MASSIVE sideswipe scar, missing sideview mirror, and no note left behind, just tire marks on the road)

For me it wouldn't be too big of a deal to park on the street this week because I am in California for work and I have a rental but if I was back home and had my Z then I would be very worried to park on the street. I never would park on the street either :)

LunaZ 08-18-2013 12:20 PM

This guy.
He's made sure he's safe from door dings... at the risk of getting sideswiped by passing traffic and plain ol' looking like a douchey toolbag.

http://www.the370z.com/members/lunaz...er-parking.jpg

http://www.the370z.com/members/lunaz...er-parking.jpg

Tward 08-18-2013 01:51 PM

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At least they were sure to park far to the right even if it meant having a terrible parking job.

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Haboob 08-18-2013 03:25 PM

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Close enough! :icon17:

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Haboob 08-18-2013 03:26 PM

It was only like this for a few min, but was laughable.


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NismoZ70 08-19-2013 10:32 AM

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Saw this winner yesterday create his own spot right in front of the entrance of the market. Parked on the orange lines and an actual spot is a good 10 feet to the right of him. I think he was worried that since he already had a softball size dent in his right front bumper, he wanted to avoid getting another one by creating his own spot. Saw him walking out and said "nice parking" and he looked like me like I was crazy. As you can see too there is an open spot next to that red car but he decided against that one.

nmjaxx9 08-19-2013 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by NismoZ70 (Post 2452249)
Saw this winner yesterday create his own spot right in front of the entrance of the market. Parked on the orange lines and an actual spot is a good 10 feet to the right of him. I think he was worried that since he already had a softball size dent in his right front bumper, he wanted to avoid getting another one by creating his own spot. Saw him walking out and said "nice parking" and he looked like me like I was crazy. As you can see too there is an open spot next to that red car but he decided against that one.

:roflpuke2: That guy parked like "Fck off" :tup:

Boomer370 08-19-2013 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by NismoZ70 (Post 2452249)
Saw this winner yesterday create his own spot right in front of the entrance of the market. Parked on the orange lines and an actual spot is a good 10 feet to the right of him. I think he was worried that since he already had a softball size dent in his right front bumper, he wanted to avoid getting another one by creating his own spot. Saw him walking out and said "nice parking" and he looked like me like I was crazy. As you can see too there is an open spot next to that red car but he decided against that one.

WOW.. Just Wow!

Crazy skills to take up 2 spots on 2 different sides of the building!

Boomer370 08-19-2013 12:30 PM

I parked over just a tad... And this guy takes it one step further...

http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/...psc07ca7c4.jpg

NismoZ70 08-19-2013 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Boomer370 (Post 2452431)
I parked over just a tad... And this guy takes it one step further...

http://i1285.photobucket.com/albums/...psc07ca7c4.jpg

Wish a cop would see that. That's an easy ticket right there for the guy next to you. At least by me even parking on the line for where you are at or over it can sometimes draw a ticket depending on the cop.

fonzo179 08-19-2013 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by NismoZ70 (Post 2452249)
Saw him walking out and said "nice parking" and he looked like me like I was crazy.

Hahahaha! Sheeit, I would have parked that way too had I seen a sign for $0.99/lb peaches :icon14::yum::tup:

...Lord have mercy how I love peaches! :icon17:

LunaZ 08-19-2013 03:48 PM

No-man's land, blah, blah, blah...
When you take four spaces you qualify for a d-bag award. Judging by the front the license plate, this Camaro parker might qualify for a c-rag award, instead.

http://www.the370z.com/members/lunaz...py-parking.jpg

JARblue 08-19-2013 03:57 PM

Saw this winner last Friday. No handicap plate or tag :ugh2:

http://i40.tinypic.com/1hti8g.jpg

fonzo179 08-19-2013 05:17 PM

The classic three-banger at the gym. Yeah, I know, low-res FTL:shakes head:

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u...ee-banger1.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u...ee-banger2.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u...ee-banger3.jpg

MX52Z 08-19-2013 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 2452730)
No-man's land, blah, blah, blah...
When you take four spaces you qualify for a d-bag award. Judging by the front the license plate, this Camaro parker might qualify for a c-rag award, instead.

http://www.the370z.com/members/lunaz...py-parking.jpg

Judging from the store in the background, he's in the right place.

LunaZ 08-19-2013 07:47 PM

This Altima owner saw the Camaro's park job and thought "Hey, that's a great idea!"

http://www.the370z.com/members/lunaz...py-parking.jpg

LunaZ 08-19-2013 07:49 PM

If only another military fuel tanker would show up at the supermarket to park in the ugly-a$$ Chrysler-whatever-that-is and crush the Veloster in the process.

http://www.the370z.com/members/lunaz...py-parking.jpg

LunaZ 08-19-2013 07:52 PM

That's right silly BMW caravaner and Honda HP-V driver... I'm taking pictures of your crappy parking!
The guy in the Honda gave me the stink-eye as I pulled around and snapped this shot. Oh well.

http://www.the370z.com/members/lunaz...bodys-doin.jpg

Haboob 08-19-2013 10:22 PM

That Benz isn't any better either.

Or that tanker in the background (despite the previous picture)... you got a 4-in-1 shot there! :tup:

NismoZ70 08-19-2013 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 2452990)
That's right silly BMW caravaner and Honda HP-V driver... I'm taking pictures of your crappy parking!
The guy in the Honda gave me the stink-eye as I pulled around and snapped this shot. Oh well.

http://www.the370z.com/members/lunaz...bodys-doin.jpg

Dude what is wrong with the parkers in your area..haha? Man that's a ton of crappy parking jobs :). It's gotta be quite amusing.

Elan 08-19-2013 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by NismoZ70 (Post 2453185)
Dude what is wrong with the parkers in your area..haha? Man that's a ton of crappy parking jobs :). It's gotta be quite amusing.

I was thinking the same thing...Jeez do you live in Florida? That sure does look like the parking from the residents of God's waiting room. :bowrofl:

LunaZ 08-20-2013 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by NismoZ70 (Post 2453185)
Dude what is wrong with the parkers in your area..haha? Man that's a ton of crappy parking jobs :). It's gotta be quite amusing.

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Originally Posted by Elan (Post 2453198)
I was thinking the same thing...Jeez do you live in Florida? That sure does look like the parking from the residents of God's waiting room. :bowrofl:

God's waiting room :roflpuke2:
How have I never heard that before?

Seriously, WTF with people where I live?
As if parking lengthwise through two spaces back-to-back spaces is supposed to prevent door dings somehow? I just might put on my running sneakers and go park the Ranger next to that Camaro, tight up against the driver's side... and leave it there until I need my truck again. :icon17:

NissanGuy23 08-20-2013 08:21 AM

This d-bag in a 1:24th took up a whole spot...

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/5263/08pi.jpg

NismoZ70 08-20-2013 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by NissanGuy23 (Post 2453441)
This d-bag in a 1:24th took up a whole spot...

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/5263/08pi.jpg

I sorta wish they had more die casts of our car. All the ones I've seen haven't been the greatest. When I had my 350Z I was able to find an exact die cast but I haven't with my 370Z.

NissanGuy23 08-20-2013 09:29 AM

Yea that was the closest match i could find to my car. Maybe ill make a paper mache body kit XD

cooltoy 08-20-2013 11:26 AM

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This is a bit off topic, but I found the best parking spot ever. I could not believe it was free for me to park in. No door dings ever.

NismoZ70 08-20-2013 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy (Post 2453689)
This is a bit off topic, but I found the best parking spot ever. I could not believe it was free for me to park in. No door dings ever.

That's a dream spot. You're right. No worries on that one.

Dave N 08-20-2013 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by NissanGuy23 (Post 2453441)
This d-bag in a 1:24th took up a whole spot...

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/5263/08pi.jpg


Worse yet....he's not even in the parking space at all. It's a wonder someone didn't hit it when driving through. :)

Nice car. I've got a red one like that - too bad I drive a PW Z....

LunaZ 08-20-2013 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy (Post 2453689)
This is a bit off topic, but I found the best parking spot ever. I could not believe it was free for me to park in. No door dings ever.

As long as you can get in and out of it without curbing a wheel... which it looks like people have done quite a bit :rofl2:

cooltoy 08-20-2013 09:15 PM

That's why that spot is not for crappy parkers.

10MPlayer 08-20-2013 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 10MPlayer (Post 2429042)
Okay so this dude in my neighborhood parks his car sideways in his driveway. Not a problem to me or anyone else. I just don't get it.

http://i1313.photobucket.com/albums/...ps3849eb9c.jpg

So I checked this situation and you guys were right. He's parked it sideways because the driveway is crossed by the sidewalk. There's no way to park in the driveway without blocking the sidewalk. So, officially not a crappy parker. Just being considerate.

Zbrah 08-20-2013 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy (Post 2453689)
This is a bit off topic, but I found the best parking spot ever. I could not believe it was free for me to park in. No door dings ever.

Seems tight, Careful not to scrape your wheels

cooltoy 08-21-2013 09:26 AM

I was able to get my wife's Edge Sport in without any issues.

JARblue 08-21-2013 09:58 AM

Justice! :icon17:

Bad parking leads to wanted man's arrest in upstate NY; investigator sees him take up 2 spaces | Fox News

RonZwanson 08-23-2013 01:31 PM

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Not the most egregious example, but pisses me off nonetheless. Plenty of other parking spots around, but this asshat soccer mom is in too much of a rush to get into Planet Fitness. She can't be bothered with parking straight. :mad:

cooltoy 08-23-2013 01:34 PM

Move her mirrors out of alignment next time. That should inconvenience her enough.

JARblue 08-23-2013 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by cooltoy (Post 2458508)
Move her mirrors out of alignment next time. That should inconvenience her enough.

Doubtful... the typical driver either won't even notice or won't bother to fix them, which might potentially be putting someone else in harm's way when the soccer mom decides she needs to exit across three lanes of traffic cutting off everyone at 10 mph slower than the speed limit. Although to be honest, I'm not sure someone actually being in her side view mirror would prevent her from making a stupid maneuver like that :ugh2:

God-Speed 08-28-2013 11:55 AM

I don't know what to think about this guy??


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