I get pretty bored at work.. so I think maybe I'll check their website and if there's an email address I'm gonna mess with them next time I have spare time lol

gonna attach your pic and tell him I was a handicapped guy who pulled in and wanted to park in the single handicapped spot in the lot, and when I politely asked their employee, all I did was get flipped off and threatened :icon17:

"your rude employee told me if I didn't shut my handicapped mouth.. he was going to break my other leg too so I couldn't drive anymore period." :eekdance:

gonna tell the company I frequent that shop, and the next time I see any parking like this I'm reporting them, along with a record of this first initial incident. :excited:

hahaha if nothing else.. that's gonna be a funny conversation they have
"hey did you threaten to beat up some handicapped guy at the coffee shop because you parked like a douche?"

So I was just using StumbleUpon today for random sites and came across one that had just random "gifts" to buy. One was a box of these:

Amazon.com: Offensive Business Cards: Toys & Games

(It's a large image, but makes it very clear what it says!)


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:icon18: good idea, but leaving notes is better, more creative imo :tup:

Meh, I wipe poop on door handles... my poop.

If I were willing to do this, I would wait until they come out to their car, pelt them with my poop as they frantically try to get into their car, and continue the attack until they drive out of poop-flinging range :tup: :roflpuke2:

So the other day i came into a parking lot at a store. This assclown with a white pickup truck was on a angle with the left tire and bumper over the line. I said **** it and pulled in. Maybe about 1/2" between my bumper and his tire and about the same amount of space between his door and mine.

I go in, get what i needed to get and as im walking out i watch the guy climb into his passenger side, wiggle over to the driver side. Pull forward (so he wouldnt hit me), backed up, opend his door and hit my car a few times. Backed up some more, opend the door, hit my car again, then drove off. Mean while im laughing so hard that he took the time to do that to my car. While my evo is down im driving a 03 Cavalier with 216,000km. Has huge dents in each quarter panel, front bumper is cracked to ****, rear bumper has a huge hole in it and a few rust spots. Does he really think him hitting my doors and getting his paint on it (no dents were made), is going to bother me? Boy i wish i had a video of it with this song..... (also this video is of my squadron at the range)

ASqn lovely day at the range - YouTube

you play it way cooler than me

I would've either recorded it on my cell phone then reported him for vandalism/made him pay for body work + paint on my entire passenger side haha

that or if it was my Z.. I would've probably just taken his miserable life.

I really hate people sometimes.

I love the way you think! My ideas are "small time". Will you be my mentor? :tup: :roflpuke2:

lol so awesome!

if it was my evo, i wouldnt have parked near anyone. But with the cavalier, since everything is falling apart, i could care less.

i couldnt resist :rofl2:

http://www.failfunnies.com/31/images...river-fail.jpg

I hope this doesn't count as bad mouthing the police, but this officer decided they were going to park wherever they wanted (their car was there for well over an hour too):

http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/r...t/silly5_0.jpg

Also saw this on the walk back to our main building (did some fancy MSPaint work to put it all into one picture):

http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/r...No_Parking.jpg

completely retarded, or very smart...

http://i344.photobucket.com/albums/p...s709/J9M3v.jpg

:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

I would just put my shopping cart right behind it and box it in.

:tiphat: to the driver though, for even trying it. Though, somehow I don't think it can be real? How would one get out? NASCAR style or rear hatch? I guess... that's a lot of effort just to be right by the door.

My guess is that 6 burly high-schools students picked it up and placed in there as a practical joke. I read that there was a Smart Car canal-dunking craze in the Netherlands a while back.

I vote for completely retarded... not for parking there; for buying a Smart Car.

:tup: I don't think mentor is accurate. I think it should be more like a collaborative team effort. I need inspiration, of which you seem to have an abundance. You come up with the idea, and then I'll take it to the next level :icon17:

I love the irony :rofl2:

I would try to jam my shopping cart into the rear hatch like you're SUPPOSED to do. I assume the hatch swings inward like a shopping cart?

Houston, we have parking issues.

http://imageshack.us/a/img59/5335/photo9co.jpg

and its a subaru driver usually they know how to park....guess not. :bowrofl:

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that minivan had absolutely no business to be there

lol I was too lazy to get my camera yesterday, but some dbag parked across a handicap spot and an executive's spot (with their name written on it) yesterday at work. It was pretty ignant.

Man if i tried to take pictures of the retarded parking jobs at my unit, i would run out of space on the memory card. Whats even worse, all of our squadrons are back from afghanistan (first time since i believe 2006-07) so parking is tight as is. Theres guys with pickups taking 2 spots, seen a mustang taking up 2 spots up front.

Well mustangs are big bodys so they need 2 spots. :rofl2:

Same thing happened at my apartment parking lot last week. some dbag took the designated handicap spot from my neighbor. Not only that, he also double parked. Completely ahole and inconsiderate

Out in the parking lot at work today.....LOL

I can't stop laughing.

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w...an/parking.jpg

None of the above but great guesses across the board!

Confucius says: "He who sees movies when the sun is out saves money and time in the evenings for the finer things in life."

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hey thats a clean caddy! it deserves 4 spots

I don't disagree...but what the hell is a pimp doing in the parking lot of the biggest aircraft manufacturer in Wichita during business hours?!

i would have parked in the spot next to the tundra and got 1/4 of a inch away from the caddy's door..lol.

Maybe there were Secret Service agents there. :roflpuke2:

Maybe he's offering something like a roach-coach service, but with less food...... ;)

hey, being a pimp is tough these days...he is branching out. smart business move on his part

maybe he is the pilot.... :icon14:

:icon18: hilarious! :tup:

Its running but no one in it. Count as parked?

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:icon17: You should have hopped in and parked it a little further away, correctly.

Yes it does. That is egregious. People are so impatient and self-serving.