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robones 08-01-2012 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1847705)
300lbs hoarder woman with filthy car, backseat was filled up with McDonalds cups; there was no way for anyone to sit there.


LOL at least your Z was safe... I feel bad for the VW however :roflpuke2:

birdmanx1 08-01-2012 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by crazyyankfan (Post 1848327)
you were lucky that car was nowhere near your Z when she pulled this disgraceful parking job

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Originally Posted by Armhunter (Post 1849121)
Park like **** near my car and I will kick your car in! No reason for any of that!

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Originally Posted by robones (Post 1849128)
LOL at least your Z was safe... I feel bad for the VW however :roflpuke2:

I'm just glad she didn't park right by my car. Had she even done a nasty pull next to my car, I would have most likely avoided any contact whatsoever. I wouldn't want to be held liable because I said something to that hoarding unhealthy a$$ and she dropped dead because of a heart attack :icon17: I went on my way and tried not to gag ;)

Masa 08-01-2012 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1849148)
I'm just glad she didn't park right by my car. Had she even done a nasty pull next to my car, I would have most likely avoided any contact whatsoever. I wouldn't want to be held liable because I said something to that hoarding unhealthy a$$ and she dropped dead because of a heart attack :icon17: I went on my way and tried not to gag ;)

You don't have to lie man. You rolled up on big girl and tried to get the digits so you could show her why they call you Zuperman. :roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

sexZness 08-01-2012 02:52 PM

This is to show you all How bad of a parking lot I'm in...

This lady, while attempting to park, stepped on the gas pedal instead of the brake... Skipped the concrete "bump" and the curb and ran into the only column in our store front.. everything else is glass. A foot off and she Would've made it into the store :facepalm:

First pic shows her reversing back into the spot like nothin happened...

http://img.tapatalk.com/6361bffe-88da-ba83.jpg

This is the damage she left... Her truck was mostly fine, except for some scratches.

http://img.tapatalk.com/6361bffe-88ec-9bb3.jpg

kenchan 08-01-2012 02:53 PM

:eek:

birdmanx1 08-01-2012 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1849371)
You don't have to lie man. You rolled up on big girl and tried to get the digits so you could show her why they call you Zuperman. :roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

:icon18::roflpuke2::bowrofl: every girl I run into wants to know why they call me Zuperman.

Nothing wrong with a little plumpness here and there Masa :bowrofl: I even managed to get B1ades to join in the party :p
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sexZness 08-01-2012 03:59 PM

On lawd Jesus :facepalm:

birdmanx1 08-01-2012 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1849641)
On lawd Jesus :facepalm:

B1ades is one dirteeeee playa :p

Masa 08-01-2012 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1849641)
On lawd Jesus :facepalm:

Ya gotta watch out for those Z guys from MD... nothing but trollololololol's :stirthepot: :bowrofl:

b1adesofcha0s 08-01-2012 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1849627)
:icon18::roflpuke2::bowrofl: every girl I run into wants to know why they call me Zuperman.

Nothing wrong with a little plumpness here and there Masa :bowrofl: I even managed to get B1ades to join in the party :p
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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1849658)
B1ades is one dirteeeee playa :p

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

birdmanx1 08-01-2012 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1849822)
Ya gotta watch out for those Z guys from MD... nothing but horny trollololololol's :stirthepot: :bowrofl:

Much better
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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1849827)
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

:icon18::bowrofl:

sexZness 08-01-2012 05:46 PM

:wtf2: oh fck... it doesn't help that i may be swinging by md some time this year... :bowrofl:

b1adesofcha0s 08-01-2012 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1849840)
:wtf2: oh fck... it doesn't help that i may be swinging by md some time this year... :bowrofl:

:rofl2:

birdmanx1 08-01-2012 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1849840)
:wtf2: oh fck... it doesn't help that i may be swinging by md some time this year... :bowrofl:

You'll be fine as long as ...

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Nina we don't fck around in B'more but when we fck around, we don't fck around :icon14:

Masa 08-01-2012 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1849840)
:wtf2: oh fck... it doesn't help that i may be swinging by md some time this year... :bowrofl:

You'll love MD. We're known for our crabs. Our seafood ain't half bad either. :icon17:

sexZness 08-01-2012 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1849849)
You'll be fine as long as ...

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Nina we don't fck around in B'more but when we fck around, we don't fck around :icon14:

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Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1849861)
You'll love MD. We're known for our crabs. Our seafood ain't half bad either. :icon17:

:roflpuke2: oh geez.. i can't wait :bowrofl:

b1adesofcha0s 08-01-2012 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1849861)
You'll love MD. We're known for our crabs. Our seafood ain't half bad either. :icon17:

Should have been there for the Shado School of Eating Crabs. I'm a 2 time graduate :bowrofl:

sexZness 08-01-2012 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1849892)
Should have been there for the Shado School of Eating Crabs. I'm a 2 time graduate :bowrofl:

:eek: :wtf2:

Huck 08-01-2012 07:18 PM

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It took every inch of my self control to not completely ruin this guys car. My parking space is extra big, and I park way on one side so that there is like 10 feet between me and the next car. Some fuckin ******* decided to squeeze his car in my extra space. I had to take my zenclosure box out of the trunk and climb through the back to get into my car.

My revenge was taking acoustic ceiling wires and wrapping them around his car, the twisting them together under his car so that he couldn't open up his doors. Bitchassmotherfucker. I seriously wanted to fight him, but he never came out and I had to clock out and go home...

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That white line on the right side of the picture is MY WHITE LINE.


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djpathfinder 08-01-2012 08:21 PM

That much space from the white line would make it ambiguous for some stupid people. If I had a space that big, I would park right in the middle where there wouldn't be enough space on either side for another car to squeeze in.

LunaZ 08-01-2012 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by djpathfinder (Post 1850081)
That much space from the white line would make it ambiguous for some stupid people. If I had a space that big, I would park right in the middle where there wouldn't be enough space on either side for another car to squeeze in.

I have to agree.
While not a legal space, you left "a space". Too tempting.

keb370z 08-01-2012 08:50 PM

Yes, because people are as blind to lines painted in parking lots as they are to lines painted between lanes on the road and lines painted for crosswalks.

I think he honestly thought that was a spot, whether it was too close or not. People are just that clueless.

b1adesofcha0s 08-01-2012 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by djpathfinder (Post 1850081)
That much space from the white line would make it ambiguous for some stupid people. If I had a space that big, I would park right in the middle where there wouldn't be enough space on either side for another car to squeeze in.

:iagree:

Would have loved to see a pic of his car wrapped with the wire.

OMGiGOTaZ 08-01-2012 09:55 PM

The last spot
 
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This was a pretty far walk all the way out and when I parked, these three cars were not here! :eek:

Huck 08-01-2012 09:57 PM

And I see that now, it still just really pissed me off. I don't know how he got out of his car. And what's worse, there were spots available all over the place, even two spots down from there. Why be an idiot like that?


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Rusty 08-01-2012 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Huck (Post 1850289)
And I see that now, it still just really pissed me off. I don't know how he got out of his car. And what's worse, there were spots available all over the place, even two spots down from there. Why be an idiot like that?

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Just to piss you off. :stirthepot: :D

djpathfinder 08-01-2012 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1850266)
:iagree:

Would have loved to see a pic of his car wrapped with the wire.

Yup, so would I. :icon17:

Huck 08-02-2012 07:00 AM

Sorry man, I wanted to buy this is my job, so as soon as I was done I jumped in the car and took off.


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JARblue 08-02-2012 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Huck (Post 1849985)
It took every inch of my self control to not completely ruin this guys car. My parking space is extra big, and I park way on one side so that there is like 10 feet between me and the next car. Some fuckin ******* decided to squeeze his car in my extra space. I had to take my zenclosure box out of the trunk and climb through the back to get into my car.

My revenge was taking acoustic ceiling wires and wrapping them around his car, the twisting them together under his car so that he couldn't open up his doors. Bitchassmotherfucker. I seriously wanted to fight him, but he never came out and I had to clock out and go home...

Attachment 51697
That white line on the right side of the picture is MY WHITE LINE.


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I like your creativity :tiphat: I wear steel-toed boots on a daily basis for work and have had to resist the temptation to use them on some asshat's car many times. So far, I have managed, but some $hit like that would definitely test my willpower.

LunaZ 08-02-2012 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Huck (Post 1850529)
Sorry man, I wanted to buy this is my job, so as soon as I was done I jumped in the car and took off.


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Maybe the security cameras in the lot got a pic of the action? :roflpuke2:

LunaZ 08-02-2012 09:20 AM

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This craptastic parking job at an area hotel is no doubt a mover slash rookie truck driver. Why they let someone who normally pilots a Civic behind the wheel of a 24' box truck is beyond me.
Instead of parking along the edge of the lot, or at the end of the row, this douchenozzle is taking 4, almost 5 spots near the entrance to the hotel.

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1343917048

Huck 08-02-2012 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by LunaZ (Post 1850664)
Maybe the security cameras in the lot got a pic of the action? :roflpuke2:

Haha trust me, there's none out here. I'm the one that fixes them :tup:


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ZeeingAround 08-03-2012 03:08 PM

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Gauge 08-03-2012 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 1850349)
Just to piss you off. :stirthepot: :D

I've had the high school kids aorund me blatently do this. As I was walking away from my car in the back of a parking lot I can hear them say "hahaha yeah **** yea I'm going to park here"

It doesn't bother me that much, as, it's a parking lot, that's what it's for. But when someone pulls up in a car with more dings and dents than you can count... makes you want to stand there and watch them get out of their car to make sure it's all good.

MacLean 08-03-2012 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeeingAround (Post 1852844)

:bowrofl:

PapoZalsa 08-04-2012 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by djpathfinder (Post 1850081)
That much space from the white line would make it ambiguous for some stupid people. If I had a space that big, I would park right in the middle where there wouldn't be enough space on either side for another car to squeeze in.

:iagree:

slippery4678 08-06-2012 07:04 AM

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4 spotter....bravo

Zenki370 08-06-2012 08:20 AM

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Most of my pictures come from the same parking lot. This is behind the building now. There is only one spot I like out front, so if its taken, I end up parking behind next to this fenced in platform. You can get the passenger side of your car about two inches from the fense... the spot is about 1.3X size of normal spot, so it gives you plenty of door room even if someone parks on the line. Anyway... the juke left behind coffee cups in the parking spot.... Nismo has one racing seat and transformer logos all over it...


The juke is lucky that it wasnt windy. That gate blows in decent winds as it isnt secured and it definately would have ate the side of it. Thats why I park on the other side.
http://www.the370z.com/attachments/n...mnfvgfvjmn.jpg

http://www.the370z.com/attachments/n...hread-juke.jpg

Zenki370 08-06-2012 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by slippery4678 (Post 1855587)
4 spotter....bravo

Definately wouldnt park where that BMW is. The open space between them is begging for someone to squeeze a beater there.

AreJay 08-06-2012 11:27 AM

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