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happytheman 03-21-2012 11:22 AM
Huck, you shoulda gone gangsta on his azz and poured male tomcat urine (I know you carry some at all times, right?) down his windshield so it gets in his a/c vents! That woulda learned him! :rofl2:

Huck 03-21-2012 01:52 PM
Of course I always have some on me! Hell, I'm drinking some right now!


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nmjaxx9 03-21-2012 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Huck (Post 1612484)
Here's a couple for you guys. A saturn that was locking in the car to its right, with nice bfgoodrich tires on it for some reason...

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h9...t/fbd5c639.jpg

And then a soccer mom driving a Versa. I watched her park (if you can call it that) get out and walk off, then realize that she left her kid in the car. She came back to get the kid and then left again. I just stared at her in disbelief. :facepalm:

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h9...t/5b55646e.jpg


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I park like this sometimes, when I run into a gas station and I dont need to fill up! :icon17:

alcheng 03-22-2012 02:17 AM
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Since when the curb has turned into a "Car-Stopper" ??? :eekdance:

The head-in does not cross the line but scary enough :eekdance:

canes7 03-22-2012 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1613999)
Since when the curb has turned into a "Car-Stopper" ??? :eekdance:
Park by braille.:icon14:

m4a1mustang 03-22-2012 07:19 AM
This douchenozzle is a repeat offender

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Q...321_122507.jpg

onzedge 03-22-2012 07:46 AM
:icon14:

happytheman 03-22-2012 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1613999)
Since when the curb has turned into a "Car-Stopper" ??? :eekdance:

The head-in does not cross the line but scary enough :eekdance:
Dude, if we did that bits and pieces would be obliterated. :eek:

m4a1mustang 03-22-2012 08:02 AM
This is his previous work:

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-k...208_104411.jpg

Notice the three stick on vents on the fender. :icon17:

I thought he was a construction worker at first but he's a well dressed young hispanic man.

Masa 03-22-2012 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1614120)
This is his previous work:


Notice the three stick on vents on the fender. :icon17:

I thought he was a construction worker at first but he's a well dressed young hispanic man.
LOL this will probably come off as racist but... around the Mid-A area if you see a car/truck/van with stick-on fender vents, tacky chrome trimming, and praying Jesus hands/crying Jesus face than you can be pretty sure of the driver demographics. :stirthepot:

m4a1mustang 03-22-2012 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Masa (Post 1614133)
LOL this will probably come off as racist but... around the Mid-A area if you see a car/truck/van with stick-on fender vents, tacky chrome trimming, and praying Jesus hands/crying Jesus face than you can be pretty sure of the driver demographics. :stirthepot:
You forgot the airbrushed mural of a wolf or wolves. :tup:

sexZness 03-22-2012 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1614136)
You forgot the airbrushed mural of a wolf or wolves. :tup:
And their last name or city of origin slapped on front windshield/back windshield/both windshields :facepalm:

m4a1mustang 03-22-2012 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by sexZness (Post 1614261)
And their last name or city of origin slapped on front windshield/back windshield/both windshields :facepalm:
:bowrofl:

This guy parked OK but it's fitting with our current convo.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-G...322_102803.jpg

KaienZ34 03-22-2012 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1614081)
This douchenozzle is a repeat offender

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Q...321_122507.jpg
Some people just can't figure out this whole driving/parking thingy.

"I'm an excellent driver....excellent driver....i'm just not a good parker....definitely definitely not a good parker!"

KaienZ34 03-22-2012 09:53 AM
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You forgot the airbrushed mural of a wolf or wolves. :tup:

What like dis?

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m4a1mustang 03-22-2012 09:19 PM
Took the S2000 grocery shopping at Wegmans... found this douche:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/--...322_205419.jpg

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-O...322_205429.jpg

The little cuntwaffle had NY tags, too.

LakeShow 03-22-2012 11:37 PM
^^thats parking like a BOSS!:cool:

m4a1mustang 03-23-2012 04:21 AM
A really queer boss.

christian370z 03-23-2012 02:43 PM
Unfortunately, I have a fellow Z to report. I'm not a fan of the bumper either, it has terrible fit and the wing looks way out of place with base wheels and an otherwise stock car:

http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...3-16125546.jpg

And this atrocious Envoy: you can just make out the line under the rear bumper.

http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...3-21021239.jpg

nmjaxx9 03-23-2012 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by LakeShow (Post 1615925)
^^thats parking like a BOSS!:cool:
x2

alcheng 03-24-2012 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1615606)
Took the S2000 grocery shopping at Wegmans... found this douche:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/--...322_205419.jpg

The little cuntwaffle had NY tags, too.
The funny thing is that stupid-douche still have his side mirror folded... :ugh2:

alcheng 03-24-2012 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by christian370z (Post 1616926)
Unfortunately, I have a fellow Z to report. I'm not a fan of the bumper either, it has terrible fit and the wing looks way out of place with base wheels and an otherwise stock car:

http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...3-16125546.jpg

And this atrocious Envoy: you can just make out the line under the rear bumper.

http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...3-21021239.jpg
Why the hell on earth this Z fellow would not upgrade the Tires/Rims first but instead spent the $$$ on that overly-weight body-kit & spoiler...... the spoiler looks heavier than the while car.... :ugh2:

If I am the driver of that white Ford(?), I might slam my door onto that SUV giving a lesson to the SUV driver "Park Properly!!" :ugh2:

happytheman 03-24-2012 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by christian370z (Post 1616926)
Unfortunately, I have a fellow Z to report. I'm not a fan of the bumper either, it has terrible fit and the wing looks way out of place with base wheels and an otherwise stock car:

http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/u...3-16125546.jpg
:barf:

I really shouldn't hate. It encourages hating. It's a Z, and I should be happy about that, right?

Ron 03-24-2012 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by happytheman (Post 1618192)
:barf:

I really shouldn't hate. It encourages hating. It's a Z, and I should be happy about that, right?

right :rolleyes:

that thing is fvcking ugly!

m4a1mustang 03-24-2012 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1617954)
The funny thing is that stupid-douche still have his side mirror folded... :ugh2:
Like a boss.

If I had two Reliant Robins I would have parked them on both sides to block his doors.

alcheng 03-24-2012 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1618204)
Like a boss.

If I had two Reliant Robins I would have parked them on both sides to block his doors.
Two Fit or Smartcar will do. LOL

I would rather keep the Reliant Robins. :tup:

jennyt71 03-28-2012 11:55 AM
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TerribleONE 03-28-2012 11:58 AM
at least they are on the same angle :bowrofl:

Mandingo 03-28-2012 10:32 PM
Look how this crazy fella parked. The nerve of some people...

http://www.the370z.com/members/mandi...116-49-678.jpg

He does this every day too :shakes head:

gurneyeagle 03-29-2012 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Mandingo (Post 1627023)
Look how this crazy fella parked. The nerve of some people...

http://www.the370z.com/members/mandi...116-49-678.jpg

He does this every day too :shakes head:
You aren't over to the right enough. :tup:

AndreDekolta 03-29-2012 06:33 AM
The nerve of some Z owners. Ooops, looks like my car. Nope, sorry. I'd park more to the right.

nmjaxx9 03-29-2012 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Mandingo (Post 1627023)
Look how this crazy fella parked. The nerve of some people...

http://www.the370z.com/members/mandi...116-49-678.jpg

He does this every day too :shakes head:
does he always leave his lights on too? :icon17:

Mandingo 03-30-2012 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by nmjaxx9 (Post 1627435)
does he always leave his lights on too? :icon17:
Haha yes. He likes living on the edge and betting on whether or not his car will start :tiphat:

nmjaxx9 03-30-2012 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Mandingo (Post 1630258)
Haha yes. He likes living on the edge and betting on whether or not his car will start :tiphat:
:icon17: words to live by

Gauge 03-30-2012 04:11 PM
Everyone realizes that's his car right? Is this a part of the joke? Cause I don't get it.

onzedge 03-30-2012 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mandingo (Post 1630258)
Haha yes. He likes living on the edge and betting on whether or not his car will start :tiphat:
Did someone say "onzedge" ?!?!?!?

crazyyankfan 03-30-2012 07:06 PM
saw this at a supermarket parking lot the other day...

nmjaxx9 03-31-2012 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Gauge (Post 1630851)
Everyone realizes that's his car right? Is this a part of the joke? Cause I don't get it.
shhhh I think hes trying to make fun of himself just play along. :stirthepot:

alcheng 03-31-2012 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Gauge (Post 1630851)
Everyone realizes that's his car right? Is this a part of the joke? Cause I don't get it.
You don't get it?? It's fine, cos that mean he gotcha!! :icon18: :icon18:

nmjaxx9 03-31-2012 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1631656)
You don't get it?? It's fine, cos that mean he gotcha!! :icon18: :icon18:
:bowrofl:


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