Off by just a tiny bit :icon17:

Haha one of my favorite Jackie Chan movies! :tup:

Loved that movie. This was the best part imo. Good laugh @3:30

I am with you on parking way out. My girl complains, but she drive a Tahoe...............

If only everyone could park like this!!

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I don't think I'd want someone slinging their POS into a parking spot next to my ride like that. I'm relatively certain my head would explode!

This guy hit the trifecta -- wrong way, backwards and on the line. I saw this at Target in Sac.

I have mixed feelings on this one...

- He is pretty far away from anyone
- He is effectively taking 4 spaces, but you wouldn't know it unless you were close
- It's a Maserati :thumbsdown:
- It's black :tup:

If he just can't park he is a full douche-nozzle...otherwise he is a quasi-douche.

http://www.the370z.com/members/black...ap-parking.jpg

I think that one's ok. He's parked in what looks like a completely empty section of the parking lot all the way up against the curb. Given that it's a $100k+ Maserati as well, I think he's good :tup:

I guess I just don't like Maseratis...I would spend the money on a Porsche.

My thinking is; I do park waaaay far out and next to a curb, but I park it exactly in space just to ensure that when I attract the "your car is nicer than mine, so it is safe parking next to it" that they can park properly in their space.

Like I said, mixed feelings (I think he owns the restaurant closest to where he parks).

I don't really like them either, except for the new ones. They just look amazing, especially in person. :drool:

I nominate myself. Husband is on the left, I'm on the right.

Wow, a two Z family. A woman after my own heart. :tiphat:

You'd think they'd park much closer to each other, considering the fact that they're for sure not going to ding each others doors! :)

But....that parking lot has basically NO cars in it, so....it's all good! :)

Okay - sound on this one is NSFW (fine if you mute it). You don't really need the sound anyway. I guess this falls into the category of Crappy Parker - just in a different way.

Woman Can't Parallel Park Smart Car (Funny) - YouTube

I would park right next to him, within the lines and as close to him as possible just to piss him off.

I'm still a woman, horrible at parking and sometimes driving.

:icon18::icon18: this made my day.

If he parked back a foot or so he would be unquestionable. Being in Timbuktu, why screw with him.

I always park closest to curb myself.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/8...1006021758.jpg

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Yeah he's within the lines but where I parked is where only a few sports cars are parked... Its a far walk. And this jackoff has to park in the spot right NEXT to me. I swear, it's going to be someone like this that give me my first ding.

I love this thread BTW. This always happens to me!...I make the effort to park off alone and some one can't help but think my Z must be lonely all by herself and parks as close as possible even though there are a million other open spaces. It's all kinds of cars, trucks, minivans…I just don't get it! Well really, they just don't get it. :shakes head: I'll start snapping photos for sure, there have been some doozies lately.

Yeah, I personally wouldn't mess with him, but I think the thing that bugs me is that he feels that he is entitled to four parking spaces because he has a Maserati. Yet, with that amount of boldness, he is timid to encroach only slightly on those other spaces.

It disturbs my sense of order in the universe :)

BTW, he is about four spaces away from the next car to his right...but I suspect he is the owner of the restaurant and his peons I suppose woudn't dare take any of those spots next to him.

I guess I have a problem with authority and/or bosses like that...I'm a jerk!

Meh, a lot of guys say that women in general are horrible drivers...and perhaps it's true, but there are exceptions to every rule. My wife, for instance, is an excellent driver.
Epic FAIL! In a smart car no less! Those things turn on a dime!

This is how I like to park! :)

Maybe it was just an accident and he didn't mean to take up four spaces? Could have just been in a hurry and not paid attention to how he parked.

Man, your generousity and giving the guy the benefit of the doubt is really bringing me down :)

Sorry bro :icon17:

THAT is painful to watch. Put that on repeat and I will give up any and all information to any police department/government/IRS.

Women have a reputation for bad driving and parking, and for good reasons. But I've seen some pretty pathetic driving from men, too... and men don't have an excuse. :stirthepot:

Try women AND asian. Puahahaha

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This was at work. I figured I was safe parking next to the spot that was blocked off with construction supports and caution tape... Apparently not.

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:facepalm:

Definitely worthy of a face palm, but I'm curious...why was it cordoned off with the caution tape?

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^^^ Sweet

The Ten Worst Parking Jobs Ever Caught On Video

those parking jobs are epic!!:bowrofl:

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I wonder if there were three other SmartCars parked in those two spaces...

Wow :icon17:
Typical Canadians. I see that all the time in Montreal :icon17: