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Chuck33079 02-25-2014 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SouthArk370Z (Post 2707201)
If you are so inclined, you can buy sheets of pre-scored business cards and print your own. Most word processors have templates for making business cards (eg, OpenOffice, Word). Use a laser printer if you don't want the ink to run when it gets damp.

Yeah, the supply room in my office has none of that. I was looking to do this for free. :roflpuke2:

Haboob 02-25-2014 07:19 AM

You can make your own for like $5 shipping at Vista Print. They give you like 250 free (+ shipping)...

SouthArk370Z 02-25-2014 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Haboob (Post 2707215)
You can make your own for like $5 shipping at Vista Print. They give you like 250 free (+ shipping)...

Excellent idea. :tiphat:

SouthArk370Z 02-25-2014 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Chuck33079 (Post 2707209)
Yeah, the supply room in my office has none of that. I was looking to do this for free. :roflpuke2:

Use the templates and print on the heaviest paper stock you have handy. Cut with scissors or a paper trimmer.

Or better yet, go with Haboob's idea and order 'em from Vista Print.

cooltoy 02-25-2014 12:21 PM

Here are two of the above.

http://cdn-s3-0.wanelo.com/product/i...7/original.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz...2p08o1_400.jpg

Haboob 02-25-2014 12:28 PM

I should just take a picture of my car whenever I park. I'm awful, but I park far out and it's usually a quick in and out of wherever I'm going.


Had some douche back park his dirty *** car between me and my buddy's GTR last week at the car show (we park 1/4mi away basically). We thought about doing something to the car, but it was already a piece of **** so...

I really wanted to break a mirror, but we park in the same spot every weekend. :mad:

kittens 02-25-2014 03:08 PM

You could have dragged your balls on his hood. Wouldn't really do anything but at least you had the satisfaction of dragging your balls on his hood.

JARblue 02-25-2014 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by kittens (Post 2707923)
You could have dragged your balls on his hood. Wouldn't really do anything but at least you had the satisfaction of dragging your balls on his hood.

You could have some business cards made up and leave one on his windshield: "I dragged my balls across your hood."

Haboob 02-25-2014 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 2707930)
You could have some business cards made up and leave one on his windshield: "I dragged my balls across your hood."

I offered up the idea to my friends to leave a note that we did something to his car.

But it wasn't really worth it, they didn't look like they cared about their car anyways. :rolleyes:

JARblue 02-25-2014 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob (Post 2707932)
I offered up the idea to my friends to leave a note that we did something to his car.

But it wasn't really worth it, they didn't look like they cared about their car anyways. :rolleyes:

Exactly. Physical damage is pointless. Get mental - maybe something like "I jizz on your door handles every morning."

Elan 02-25-2014 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob (Post 2707633)
I should just take a picture of my car whenever I park. I'm awful, but I park far out and it's usually a quick in and out of wherever I'm going.


Had some douche back park his dirty *** car between me and my buddy's GTR last week at the car show (we park 1/4mi away basically). We thought about doing something to the car, but it was already a piece of **** so...

I really wanted to break a mirror, but we park in the same spot every weekend. :mad:

That's what sucks about having a nice car and parking in the same spot all the time. I agree with the other guy. Drag your sack across his door handle or pee on his rims. He will never know, but at least you will. I hate @sshats. :shakes head:

kenchan 02-25-2014 03:49 PM

i suppose you can remove his wheels and just stack them up behind is car. place lugs in a nice orderly fashion on his hood. :icon17:

well, at least it's free to dream.

Waiz 02-25-2014 03:53 PM

Spotted by someone else but this is worst parking I have ever seen in my entire life

http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/u...6.jpg~original

JARblue 02-25-2014 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Waizzz (Post 2708017)
Spotted by someone else but this is worst parking I have ever seen in my entire life

:wtf: How in the hell did they exit the vehicle?!? At least they are protected from door dings...

/Angelo350Z/ 02-25-2014 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by waizzz (Post 2708017)
spotted by someone else but this is worst parking i have ever seen in my entire life

wtf is wrong with people!?!?


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