Nissan 370Z Forum - Official Crappy Parkers Thread

Behind a Chipotle, no one near by me. :( Busted up Kia parks right up on me. I should have parked closer to the curb .... I was in Chipotle for 20 secs to pick up an order.

yea yea, they are in the lines, but still come on...

:shakes head:

Huck	09-11-2012 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 1910548)

:eek: oh my gosh! You guys are seriously serious about crappy parkers! So much so that i will never park my Z like the pics on here! Lol! If those people ever saw the stuff in this thread they would be afraid-very afraid! :bowrofl: :p now i am going to :gtfo2:! :driving:

Homie don't play dat, fool!

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blackcherry20

09-11-2012 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Huck (Post 1911157)

Homie don't play dat, fool!

Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new-fangled science stuff

:tup: :bowrofl: ok-i wont-still-i will be parking between the lines (not the rebel type anyway :) (wth has a whole new meaning for me :p

birdmanx1

09-11-2012 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1907512)

This happened to me on Wednesday...

This Minivan pulled up behind me...

Completely boxing me in and trapping my car at work. I had to get security involved just to leave, and I nearly missed a vital client meeting because of this.

I bear some responsibility, because it's not immediately obvious to the casual observer that one cannot drive out the other way, but there's a chain link fence there. I pull forward there, usually, to make it easier for me and the cars next to me to open their doors as wide as they like.

But the minivan should have known. The parking lot has been like this for over a year now.

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1347121217

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1347121217

You should have given her a taste your bumper shado' style.

b1adesofcha0s

09-11-2012 01:01 PM

More like a taste of the shadonkadonk :roflpuke2:

shadoquad

09-11-2012 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1911450)

You should have given her a taste your bumper shado' style.

I wanted to recreate the baseball bat scene from The Big Lebowski

This is what happens, Larry, when you EFF a STRANGER in the AY!!!

birdmanx1

09-11-2012 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1911479)

I wanted to recreate the baseball bat scene from The Big Lebowski

This is what happens, Larry, when you EFF a STRANGER in the AY!!!

:bowrofl::bowrofl: I would have paid to see that.

blackcherry20

09-17-2012 02:51 PM

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PARKING VIOLATION

PROVINCE OR STATE___________________
TIME___________________
MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE_________________
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you
would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed,
inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken
enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and
a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason
for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of
someone, other than yourself. Besides, I don’t like
domineering, egotistical, or simple minded drivers and
you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the
expressway about 4:30 p.m.).
Also, may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your
armpits.
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS

cdoxp800

09-17-2012 02:57 PM

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:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflp uke2::roflpuke2:

Haboob

09-17-2012 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 1920535)

:icon18: I think mine may have to be a little more... explicit than that.

alcheng

09-17-2012 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by cdoxp800 (Post 1920546)

:icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::i con18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::ico n18:
:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflp uke2::roflpuke2:

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Originally Posted by Haboob (Post 1920549)

:icon18: I think mine may have to be a little more... explicit than that.

:iagree: :iagree: :icon18: :icon18: :bowrofl: :roflpuke2: :inoutroflpuke:

Pintsize725

09-17-2012 03:53 PM

The boss and I. Being short and parking the Z kind of sucks.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y29...9-17153540.jpg

blackcherry20

09-17-2012 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1911479)

I wanted to recreate the baseball bat scene from The Big Lebowski

This is what happens, Larry, when you EFF a STRANGER in the AY!!!

:ugh2: that is a stoopid movie. that is all.

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Originally Posted by cdoxp800 (Post 1920546)

:icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::i con18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18::ico n18:
:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflp uke2::roflpuke2:

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Originally Posted by Haboob (Post 1920549)

:icon18: I think mine may have to be a little more... explicit than that.

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Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 1920586)

:iagree: :iagree: :icon18: :icon18: :bowrofl: :roflpuke2: :inoutroflpuke:

:tup: :tup: :tup: :happydance:

shadoquad

09-17-2012 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 1920696)

:ugh2: that is a stoopid movie. that is all.